armin took a sip of his lukewarm oatmeal nd was sadly reminded of his grandfather.

'whats wrong armin' mikaka asked. 'why do you look so melacholy'

'i am not sad misha', armins said sadly. 'i am worried about our daer freind eren yayger.'

mikasu stood up, knocking awya the grandpa oatmale. 'wAHT ABOT EREN!' she demanded. 'teLL ME WHAT U KNO OR ILL FUCK U UP ARMIN.'

armin sighed. 'ok, i will tell you.'

'fuckin right' mikaaa agreed, sitting bck down agnrily.

armen took a deep sigh. 'i think eren is a homoseual.'

maiksa blinked. 'no shit.'

'whATT' armin whispered. 'you kenw!'

'of course! hes been slapin with leevy since freshamn eyar of the war.'

armin could not bealive it. but it was true, he knew it by her voice. eren was a gay.

'hoW COULD YOU/' a voice sobbed from behind. miaka and armin turned suddenly to find eren hovering over them, looking diepressed. 'you promised youd never tell!'

mecasa reached for his arm. 'eren, no! i didnt mean to -'

'leave me alone mufasa!' eren screamed loudly. he staormed away from the table, leaving a path of tears.

'poor eren,' armin said crying. 'he is such a gay. so lost.'

eren ran as fast as he could to the corporal s secre tleair. leavi was waitng inside, compeletly naked. eren stripped as fast as he could and they satrtd to sex.

'why are u fcrying' elvi askd as eren erectioned.

'coz miakas a fucking bAEch!' eren sobbed into lavis ches.t

'i kno' sudenly, levies eyes grew large with erection. 'eren'

'yes leavi'

'ur arms and lges grow bakc, correct?'

'yes my buttercup u know this'

leave eye poked erens massive titan donger. 'well what about tHIS'

eren gapsd. 'you dont mean!'

'i do!'

'we cant'

'we must'

they did.

'psssst' jean shouted. 'did u hear jauger is gAY?!'

vic mignogna narrowed his eyerbow. 'who are you talking to'

'marco, duh,' jean realpied.

'oh'.

arminan shook his head. jean wa sa sad man. sudenly mikassa was next to him, scowling happily. 'i have wonderful news.'

'what is it?' armin asked pretentiously.

'eren and leavi are getting married!'

'that is wonderful news! when is the wedding/"

'i dont know, but now eren cant be mad at me for telling you hesa homosapian anymroe' maika squeeled. 'fianlly feverything can be the way it sued to!'

Armenian shed a tear of joy. 'at long alst.'

eren was there too. 'malia i forbgbe you for betraying my trust.'

'oh eren!' she excmaled, throwing herself into his arms. leavi was theyre too, hodling erens hadn. 'lets never fite again!'

'i promise' erean agreed. she kissed him (but not on the lips).

eren and leeveis were married within the ayr. tiw as a bootiful ewedding and everyone lived happily ever after. then end. also they found what was in erens basement.