I made this up months ago. I watching Mama Mia and then I thought of Jacob in Breaking Dawn. This popped up out of no where! ENJOY SOME LAUGHES!
(At Edward and Bella's wedding party… Jacob is sitting at the table… alone. Everyone is talking but he's just playing with his glass of wine)
JACOB
I'm a lone wolf… literally! (Howls)
CARLSILE
HEY! NO HOWELING AT THE TABLE!
(JACOB pouts then looks up with an "I got an idea" expression)
JACOB
(Whispering) Seth! PST! I've got an idea!
(He gathers all the werewolves and whispers his plan)
JACOB
… Then, you lock Edward up and I'll sing!
EMBRY
AWESOME! HUT!
EMMETT
HEY! Can I play foot ball with you?
(They all look at each other and Quil hits Emmett in the head with a pan, knocking him out and putting him in a closet)
JACOB
Okay, lets go.
EDWARD
Let me just talk to Seth for a second. I want to talk to him.
BELLA
Okay Edward.
(Edward walks outside)
EDWARD
SETH!
(EMBRY and JARED hit him with another pan and put him in the same closet as EMMETT)
EMMETT
Hey Eddie, wanna play cards?
JACOB
Hey Bells! Listen I'm gonna do something for you.
BELLA
Like?
(JACOB jumps on the table and clinks his glass)
JACOB
SPEECH! THIS IS FOR MY BEST BUD BELLS!!
ESME
JACOB! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE CLOTH!! NOW I HAVE DIRT ALL OVER IT!
JACOB
(Singing) If you change your mind!
I'm the first in line!
I'm a lone wolf and free!
Take a chance on me!
(JACOB takes BELLA on the table and all start dancing. ESME cries over the dirt and CARLISLE joins them dancing)
JACOB
If you need me, let me know
Gonna be around
If you've got no place to go when you're feeling down
(JACOB keeps singing and dancing as everyone laughes or joins in along with JASPER, EDWARD runs out)
EDWARD
BELLA!
(BELLA jumps off, JACOB doesn't notise)
BELLA
EDWARD! WHERE WERE YOU?!
EDWARD
Seth let me out. Lets go!
BELLA
Yeah!
(They both clap and run off to Isle Esme)
THE END