Tony Stark: 'Sup Cap?
Steve rogers: Hello, Stark
Tony Stark: How's Peggy? Oh, wait.
Steve rogers: She is okay. She is having more bad days than goods days, and she is sleeping more.
Tony Stark: Whoops. Dont worry 'bout it cap. Everyone loves a seventy year old popsicle.
Steve rogers: Really, Stark!
Steve rogers: Well everyone loves a snarky jerk.
Tony Stark: Geez, sorry Steve. Don't get your red-white-and-blue panties in a bunch.
Steve rogers: Just like your old man.
Tony Stark: Hey, no one bashes my old man but me, old man.
Steve rogers: He was my friend first before he was your father.
Tony Stark: Yeah, well you see how that worked out?
Steve rogers: Besides I'm not the only seventy year old popsicle around here.
Steve rogers: It worked out fine.
Tony Stark: Yeah. Mkay. Seriously, you could be my grandfather.
Steve rogers: More like your father. I wasn't older than your father at the time.
Tony Stark: Yeah okay. This is my amount of care- whoops, I have none.
Steve rogers: Yeah, you only care about yourself and alcohol.
Tony Stark: Hey. Jarvis is good too. And my suits.
Steve rogers: Are you and Pepper still dating?
Tony Stark: Oh. Her too.
Steve rogers: I'm going to tell her about how you almost said you didn't care about her.
Steve rogers: "Smiles mischievously."
Tony Stark: No no! *says panicked*
Steve rogers: Why, it's not like you love her. After all, you said you only care about your self, alcohol, your suits, and Jarvis.
Tony Stark: No, I.. *pauses, now serious* I'd trade it for Pepper if I had to.
Steve rogers: Wow, you would. Maybe Tony has a heart after all.
Tony Stark: *rolls eyes* Yeah, whatever. I'm not mushy.
Steve rogers: Oh, come on Stark. It's okay to admit that your a sap. I promise not to tell Natasha. "Secretly crosses fingers."
Tony Stark: *scoffs* Yeah.. yeah fine. I guess I can be considered.. partly sentimental.
Steve rogers: Come on don't be afraid to show it. I bet Pepper would love you for it. "Winks"
Tony Stark: *raises an eye brow* Then call me a teddy bear and give me a bow.
Steve rogers: Didn't you give her a teddy bear as bigs as a house last christmas?
Tony Stark: Not a house... maybe a car.
Steve rogers: Still, that shows how much of a sap you really are. Or that you're crazy.
Tony Stark: Maybe a bit of both Cap. *pauses* Remember, you swore. Not to tell Clint, Banner, Meat-Swing or Nash.
Steve rogers: Can I see the signed contract swearing that I made that promise. "Smiles evilely."
Tony Stark: Steve... don't even think about it...
Steve rogers: "Walking over to Natasha and whispers in her ear."
Tony Stark: *eyes widen* Steve. Steve no. you didn't. *Thor, Banner, and Clint are called over and told the news by Natasha.*
Steve rogers: Ha ha ha ha. Bucky is not going to believe how much of sap Tony Stark is.
Tony Stark: Steve... you did not... *eyes wide*
Steve rogers: I haven't yet, but I'm about to go to his room. Plus Sam will love to know.
Tony Stark: Holy crap Steve. *walks up* I'm going to murder you.
Steve rogers: Stark, you forgot I got a metal armed assassin "mother hen."
Tony Stark: You forget I have at least forty new suits that can operate themselves that I've been dying to try out.
Steve rogers: I have a Hulk.
Steve rogers: And Quake.
Tony Stark: Well... *grows silent while thinking*
Steve rogers: "Logs onto Twitter and posts #Starkissuchasap."
Tony Stark: OH MY GOSH CAP
Steve rogers: And my payback is almost done.
Tony Stark: THERES MORE?!
Steve rogers: Yep, but it will happen when you at least expect it.
Tony Stark: Wait, pay back for what?!
Steve rogers: For being a jerk to everybody and calling them stupid nicknames.
Steve rogers: And also for Ultron.
Tony Stark: Oh cap-sicle, toke take things so hard.
Tony Stark: /*dont take
Steve rogers: Yeah, Clint doesn't like the name Legolas. He is offended that you would mention his name with that "Elf archer who couldn't even shine his shoes."
Steve rogers: Bucky doesn't like you calling him Robocop either. His arm is the only thing that is metal.
Steve rogers: He also told me to pass along that if you ever call him that again, that the hole in your chest will not be the only hole you will find when you wake up in the morning.
Steve rogers: Plus you built an AI that tried to kill billions of people and destroy the world.
Tony Stark: It wasn't on purpose..
Tony Stark: And those names are names of... friend...ship..?
Steve rogers: Yeah, well come up with new ones.
Steve rogers: Anyway how is building Bucky's new arm going?
Tony Stark: Oh yeah! Pretty good actually. Already finished with beta testing, just busy making it adaptable.
Steve rogers: Cool. I know he is really excited. His old arm reminds him to much of who he was?
Tony Stark: I guess, whatever though. He can test it whenever he decides to show up.
Steve rogers: I'll tell him to come over.
Steve rogers: Sam is also ready to try out his new wings.
Tony Stark: Check and check.
Tony Stark: TONY STARK IS A NOT TEDDY BEAR
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