I am the Sorting Hat!
Thats right I'm talking too you, every year I, The GREAT Sorting Hat get stuffed in a room and make up a song and practice it each year my song is difrent each year it gets, hmm better or worse. But hey I'm THE Sorting Hat. And let me tell you I've had enough adventrs to last me a life time. I mean they use to take me places. And oh I may look old but I've still got a few millineum before I get too grace a new hat with my knowlge and maybe have a better voice. I mean its bad enough everyone thinks I'ma guy and its all because the hat was made for a guy, geeze. I am a girl, here.
Now their was that one year I turned into a human. I do that every now and then.
I think the last time I was human was when I was with the Weaslely twins. Oh how I adore their family. And the time before that was Riddle, and a few others. But I guess I should start with how I became the Sorting Hat.
You see it was many, many years ago. Long, long before wands and wizareds.