Eye sex, was the only thing you could call what was going on between the two miniatures.
The sexual tension was so clear to anyone who spared the pair a glance. It was so thick in the air you could cut it with a knife.
Ahkmenrah - who was probably the closest friend to the pair (besides each other) - carried them to one side one day and decided, rather than letting things pan out naturally, a little intervention was needed.
"Jedediah and Octavius, you continuously stare into each others eyes, and everyone - myself included - have determined that you are trying to have sexual intercourse with your eyes. Now, I am sure that you both know that is not how copulation occurs, so I recommend that you speak to each other and finally ease the sexual tension that constantly shrouds you both."
"Ahk, are you trying to insist we have sex?"
"That's putting it rather delicately, but that is part of what I am suggesting, yes."
"Pharaoh, what else was you suggesting?"
Ahkmenrah noted that they hadn't flat-out refused his suggestion. It was going better than planned, if he was honest.
"That you both enter a relationship with each other. Everyone knows you are both in love with each other."
Blushes, and small smiles, could be found on both miniatures faces at that.
"Now, I am going to leave you both alone, but the next time I see you, I do not want to be able to actually see the tension between you both."
And with that, he swiftly left the room.