I OWN NOTHING!
Everything belonged to Rooster Teeth.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, in a box canyon somewhere, a place where two mighty teams try to kill each other over a flag?
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"Ever wonder why we're here?"
"Yes. Why?"
"I mean, don't you feel like you're being watched by something above? Or like we're in some sort of experiment conducted by aliens? Or that we're a part of God's grand scheme to do something?"
"Jaune."
"Yes Ren?"
"I think you're being paranoid over nothing."
*High above the cloud*
Mysterious being 1: "Hm, we've underestimated them, they're learning."
Mysterious being 2: "Rather amusing isn't it?"
Mysterious being 1: "Quite so."
As they continue watching our heroes, Jaune and Ren decided to talk about something else.
*Back to the box canyon*
"You know, the only reason I sign up for this is to make my family proud, by taking up arms and protect our world from the terrorist group known as 'Grimm', but now I'm stuck here fighting people in blue armour while I wear red. What about you Ren?"
"Well, I sign up so I can keep Nora out of harm's way."
"What are you talking about? She can totally take care of herself."
As he said that, a loud explosion can be heard across the empty canyon.
*BOOM*
Jaune suddenly jumped up.
"What was that?" Grabbing his gun, that was slung on his back, he proceed to scan the area for threats.
Ren then patted Jaune's back.
"That my friend, is Nora."
"Very funny, what did she do then? Play with our secret grenade stash?"
"Knowing her, that's exactly what she did."
"Right." Jaune dragged on the 't' for two second to make him sound as sarcastic as possible.
"Keep waiting." Ren ordered.
Right on cue, a girl with pink armour and scorch marks all over her armour, stepped out of their headquarter, one hand scratching her head and smiled the most innocent smile ever known to man.
"Hey guys, we might have a slight problem." The girl said.
"And what might that problem be?" Jaune asked
"Some blues snuck into our base and sabotage our secret grenade stash." As she said this Ren facepalmed at the obvious lie.
"They what?!" Jaune yelled, and Ren facepalmed again, harder than the last time at the stupidity.
"They snuck into…" But Ren interrupted her, "He heard you Nora, he just needs some times to think about it."
Nora: "K."
*Across the canyon, in the same base but with a different colour scheme*
"Hey look smoke!" Someone yelled excitedly, "Let's help them!"
"Ruby, they're our enemies, the less enemies we have, the faster we can get out of here." The blonde female next to Ruby said.
"Oh right," Ruby said with a slight chuckle, "Forgot about that."
An awkward silence soon followed after that comment.
…
…
"Yang?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you ever wonder why we're here?" Ruby asked trying to think up things to talk about.
"Nope." Yang bluntly replied.
"What? No 'someone is watching over me?' or 'virtual reality experiment?' or 'God's grand scheme for us?' or anything like that at all?"
Yang shaked her head at all of Ruby's attempts to try and make her to talk.
"You know why, dear sister?" Yang asked suddenly, and all Ruby can do is shaked her head at the sudden question.
"Because I know exactly why we're here, we're here because there's a red base over there," Yang then point at the direction of the red base, "and they're there because we have a blue base over here." Yang then pointed at the ground beneath her, "The only way we can leave this God forsaken place is to either kill the enemies first or let them smack us all the way to Kingdom Kong. Or we can just sit right here until we all starve to death or die by boredom. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!" Yang angrily yelled while throwing her hands up in the air to emphasised her point.
"Hey! Language." Ruby frowned at the crude remark.
Yang then quickly calm down, "Sorry, it's frustrating sometime."
"I can relate with that." Ruby said with understanding.
Suddenly a new voice, that belonged to those rich snobby kids, yelled, "Hey! When you two are done, I need your help down here."
"Back to work I guess." Yang said with a sigh.
"Well, it was nice while it lasted." Ruby said with a smile, trying to lift the mood.
Before Yang could say anything, the new voice yelled, "RIGHT NOW!"
"Alright, alright, coming! Jeez. You heard the lady let's go!"
Ruby and Yang then quickly grabbed everything that belonged to them , and ran to meet the owner of the 'rich snobby kid' voice.