Jerk Named Doctor House
Go! Watch him!
He's angry as a badger
Hugh Laurie's the name of the actor
In the coronary wing
You'll find Doctor House
He's bright
He has got all the answers
Not quite
You're sick but he needs deader
When you think you're near the grave
Then saves Doctor House!
Pops Vicodin, Grabs his cane
He keeps limpin' through the ward
His aggravation is clear
Might seem rough, mocks your head scar
You got juggling pickle jars
"You'll look like Harry Potter!"
But don't sweat
If you have got a sore throat
Put down: "You shouldn't swallow that knife"
"Come back when you've got a disease"
Jerk named Doctor House
If you just need a neck brace
He'll call you a pain in the neck!
Maybe spray you with mace
I'm telling you the man's a jerk
But you'll be fixed on your death bed
While you're getting called names
Yeah!
Jerk named Doctor House!
With House
Safe from the cemetery
Guess right
Though it seems cockamamie
Pulls strings for some impossible feats
That's our Doctor House
Those black and British guys help thwart
Any illness that is a threat
The blonde babe helps to render
I tell ya that's why I'm obsessed
With eyes glazed at the TV set
It has got me so wired!
Yeah!