Bree:
Pop
Lynette:
Six
Katherine:
Squish
Mary Alice:
Uh-Uh
Gabrielle:
Cicero
Susan:
Braddock!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Gabrielle:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Bree:
Pop
Lynette:
Six
Katherine:
Squish
Mary Alice:
Uh-Uh
Gabrielle:
Cicero
Susan:
Braddock!
Bree:
You know how people have these habits you can't stand? Like my husband, Orson. He liked to chew gum. No, chew wasn't the right word. He liked to pop his gum. I came home from the test kitchen one night; it had not been a good day. I'm looking for a little bit of comfort and there's Orson, with his feet up on the coffee table, knocking back his third beer, and popping his gum. I roll my eyes and turn to him, "Orson darling, if you don't quit doing that I swear…" And he did, right in my face. In turn I went upstairs and got my shotgun out from under my bed and shot him twice…in the head.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Lynette:
I met Tom Scavo from Salt Lake City about three years ago. We started talking and he soon told me he was single. We clicked right away. A couple months after we met we started living together. We had this routine; I would stay home, he would go to work, when he came home, I'd fix him his favorite drink. Then I would get dinner ready while he was drinking it and when it was ready, we'd eat it together. Then he had to go on a string of mysterious "business"trips. So, on his next trip I followed him. Single he told me, yeah right. It wasn't bad enough that he was married, he had six wives. One of those Mormon types. So, I beat him back to our house and when he came in, I had he drink ready. Some guys just can't handle their arsenic!
All:
Hah! He had it coming Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
He had it coming Cicero, Braddock!
He took a flower
In it's prime
And then he used it Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
And he abused it Cicero, Braddock!
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Katherine:
I'm standing in the kitchen, minding my own business, cutting some vegetables for dinner when my husband Mike storms in. He's got this jealous rage about him and he screamed at me, "You've been screwing Susan's cousin!" and he just kept on screaming, "You've been screwing Susan's cousin!" He had completely lost it. Then, he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife twelve times!
All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Mary Alice:
What am I doing in this jail? They told me one of my tenants helped my chop off my husband's head, but I would never do that. I love my husband too much. I am innocent, I did nothing wrong. I don't know why they are saying I did it. I tried to tell them that I didn't do it, but they didn't believe me.
Katherine:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Mary Alice:
UH UH, not guilty.
Gabrielle:
My sister, Edie, and I traveled around doing this double act. On occasion, my husband, Carlos, would travel with us. For the grand finale, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks, in a row. Back flips, cartwheels, jumps, the splits. All of them right after the one before. This one night after a show, we're in this hotel, Cicero. The three of us in a hotel drinking and laughing. The next thing I know, we run out of ice, I offer to go get some. When I come back, there's Edie and Carlos doing number twenty-three, the spread eagle. I was in such a state of disbelief I blacked out and can't remember anything. It wasn't until later when I went to wash my hands, after seeing the blood go down the drain, I even knew they were dead.
All:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Gabrielle:
They had it coming
All:
They had it coming
Gabrielle:
They had it coming
All:
They had it coming
Gabrielle:
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it.
All:
She didn't do it.
Gabrielle:
But if I'd done it
All:
But if she'd done it
Gabrielle:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Gabrielle:
They had it coming
All:
They had it coming
Gabrielle:
They had it coming
All:
They had it coming
Gabrielle:
They had it coming
All:
They took a flower in its prime
Gabrielle:
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it.
All:
And then they used it
Gabrielle:
But if I'd done it
All:
And they abused it
Gabrielle:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Susan:
I loved Jackson Braddock more than I can ever express. He was the perfect man, sensitive, caring, sweet. He was artistic, the painter type. He had problems that no one knew about; he was always trying to 'find himself'. While 'finding himself' he also found Stacey, Rose, Marissa, and Emily. You could say we broke up because of 'artistic differences'. The funny thing was, he saw himself alive and I saw him dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
All:
They
had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had
it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All
along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used
us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell
us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were
wrong?
Gabrielle, Katherine, Mary Alice:
He had it
coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To
blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I
betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Bree:
If you don't quit doing that…
Lynette:
Six wives
Katherine
Twelve times!
Mary Alice:
I don't know why they're saying I did it.
Gabrielle:
Number twenty three – the spread eagle
Susan:
Artistic differences