Okay, this is my first Itachi ff, and the idea just sort of popped out of my head, and I had to pen it down. Anyway, I am trying to make this story a light hearted one with some humor in it because all the Itachi in Akatsuki things is so hard to write! Maybe I'll write one of those when my writing is matured. (:
Anyhow, please help me by telling me your honest opinions, but no flames please. Thanks. O.o
Disclaimer: I do not, and never will, own Naruto.
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Because the rain will wash away everything, if you let it.
- Sarah Kay
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Chiaki stared at the scene in front of her, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. She was changing into her seductive kunoichi clothings when Kakashi sempai decided to pay her a visit. Being a female caught in such situations, she thought she was fairing pretty well by not screaming rape right then. Sempai though, he looked like he saw a bunch of naked girls in the hot spring. His eyes were practically bulging out and his face was beet red. She could see his Adam's apple vibrating as he swallowed. Finally realizing that he was staring, he turned around abruptly and gave her some privacy.
"Umm..well…you see...I..."
Unable to keep a straight face any longer, she laughed. "Seriously? You are actually embarrassed?"
"Wha...what? You are not angry?" He asked confusedly. "Not screaming pervert, hitting me in the face, no? Nothing?"
She held up the ends of an obscenely small, black lace underwear, cautiously examining it. "Nah. I have more important matters to worry about right now. Besides, it's not like I'm naked."
"But with what you're wearing now, it leaves nothing to the imagination." Kakashi pointed out.
Chiaki looked down at her attire. She was wearing a strapless black sequin dress which was sticking perfectly to her curves. Her usually unruly hair was pulled up with a kanzashi. Quickly, she struggled on the piece of underwear before striking a pose in front of her mirror, trying out her new look.
"Why are you here?"
"I wanted to have lunch with you."
"Hmm…Maybe tomorrow... You can turn around now. What do you think?"
"...you really want my comment?" Kakashi asked cautiously. She rolled her eyes, telling him non-verbally to just spit out his opinions. "...You look...different."
"Of course I look different! I look like a whore in a club waiting to pounce on the next guy she sees!" Chiaki finally lost her cool. Pulling up her dress, she said exasperatedly, "Why are there no straps to this damn thing? It's not secure at all!"
"It's designed this way." Kakashi replied dryly. "Why are you even wearing it?"
"Kunoichi classes." she replied simply.
Chiaki was seventeen this year, meaning she has reached the legal age to become a full-fledged kunoichi. It was an honor serving her village, but Chiaki was not so sure about the seducing part. She was taught since young on the ways of a kunoichi. The entire female population in the ninja academy was subjected to lessons regarding their opposite gender. Simply put, how men are wired. Push up your tits, sway your hips a little, and you have them wrapped around your finger, their sensei had summarized it in one sentence.
But everything she's taught was theoretical. Now that Chiaki was ready to become a kunoichi, she had to attend the advanced kunoichi classes, where she put what she's learned into practical uses.
Today was her first lesson, and they were given specific clothing to show up in, or lack of, she mused.
"Well, good luck."
"Sempai!" she whined.
Kakashi chuckled from his position on the window sill. "I hope this class could influence you to be more feminine. I guess I'll have ramen again with Naruto. Ja!" And with that, he disappeared from her room.
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Itachi was more than happy to see the gates of Konoha. His three months long mission had finally ended, and all he could think about was his mother's cooking. Genma and Shisui were no better, the ecstatic looks on their faces proved it all.
"I'm gonna visit Rina chan and Ayame chan later. Wanna come?" Shisui asked lazily.
Genma glanced at him, shifting the senbon in his mouth. "No thanks. I'd rather have a good day's sleep then tag along with you."
"How about you Itachi?" Shisui directed his question at the Uchiha prodigy. Genma snorted, the idea of Itachi near any civilian women was just ridiculous.
"What? He needs a woman!" Shisui said defensively. "I'm sure my girls are willing to serve you, Itachi."
Itachi sighed at the pointless conversation. "I most certainly do not need a woman, Shisui."
"Of course you do! If you continue down this single road, people are going to talk!"
"I do not care what they say."
"Your reputation as an Anbu captain is at stake, not to mention your man's pride!" Shisui continued on, not noticing the death rays their captain sent at him. "Just a few months ago before our mission, I heard Ebisu telling Kakashi sempai that he thinks you are..."
"Shisui, if you want to reach Konoha in one piece, I suggest you shut up and cut Itachi some slack." Itachi silently thanked Genma for intervening. His patience was running thin and he certainly did not want to bring an unconscious Uchiha back to the compound.
The rest of their journey was peaceful and Itachi found himself thinking about his mother's cooking again.
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"Push back your shoulders and walk towards him in confidence!"
Swallowing her complaints, Chiaki did as she was told, but Mizuki sensei tapped her right arm with a cane, instructing her to move her arms.
"You are too stiff, Ogiwara san! The man is not even looking at you!"
Raising her arms up in defeat, Chiaki protested, "That man you are referring to happens to be Inuzuka san using Henge no jutsu. So unless she is homosexual, I don't think anything I do can attract her."
Mizuki sensei's expression was priceless. Hana Inuzuka was laughing so badly she transformed back to her original self in a puff of smoke. "You...you...we will practice again tomorrow! And don't you plan on skipping, Ogiwara san!"
"Never." Chiaki smirked. With that, her sensei stormed out of the classroom, leaving Chiaki with Hana.
"Thanks for staying behind, Inuzuka san." She shot the older girl a smile of gratitude. "I didn't think I was that bad. At least I could walk in these unbelievably high heels."
"Please call me Hana. Don't worry about Mizuki sensei. She isn't used to students like you. Give her some time. She can be humorous."
"I hope so." Chiaki replied as she looked at the clock. "Oh shit, I'm late!" Grabbing her bag, she realized that she had forgotten to bring a change of clothes. "I am so dead." she muttered. Waving goodbye to Hana, she ran out of the classroom.
Chiaki was supposed to have dinner at the Uchiha compound. Being in the Ogiwara clan meant they have to constantly be on friendly terms with other clans, one of which involved the almighty Uchihas. That did not mean her clan was any less powerful. Her clan specializes in element control. Any Ogiwara ninja would be able to manipulate their specific element with ease. However, that's not all. Her clan had an affinity for birds. These creatures were the only thing they summon and Chiaki had the honor of summoning the legendary bird, the phoenix. That of course, only served to make her even more viable to be the clan heir.
"I'm sorry I'm late!" Chiaki announced as Uchiha Mikoto opened the door, slightly alarmed by her state of dress.
"It's alright, my dear. We were just waiting for you."
"Thank you." As she stepped into the dining room, she felt four eyes staring at her. Squirming in her seat, she tried to explain her current attire, but Sasuke beat her to it.
"Why the hell are you dressed like a slut?" he asked bluntly, although his slightly colored cheeks revealed his unease. This was Chiaki, someone he would consider a sister, and yet he felt his pants tighten at the sight of her scantily clad. His father glared at him, silently warning him of his language, while his mother began apologizing to the Ogiwaras.
Chiaki sent Sasuke a scowl. "I was having my kunoichi classes and forgot the time." Mikoto san nodded understandingly, while Fugaku san, well, just ignored her presence. "I apologise for this inconvenience. It will not happen again." She added, hoping her sincerity would get her out of trouble with her parents later. It didn't seem to be in her favor, for she caught the look on her father's face. She was not forgiven. It was going to be a long night.
After finishing dinner and clearing the plates, Chiaki went to the roof with Sasuke to breath in some fresh air. "I haven't seen you or Naruto for quite a while now. What are you two up to?"
"I had a mission, while the dobe went training with the perverted frog. Why are you even attending these seduction classes? I thought you wanted to be in Anbu."
"I do. But I'm a woman and hence this shit is compulsory for me. Stupid sexist village." She muttered. "Anyway, if I can pass this class, I would have a better chance at entering Anbu. They are really short of kunoichis nowadays."
Sasuke looked at her, amused. "You know, if you want to get in to Anbu, you should first suck up to my aniki. He's the captain of the Anbu black ops, and should you be on his good side, the rewards are immense."
"Itachi?" Chiaki tried to recall his appearance. It had been a good seven years since she properly spoken to him. Even though she visited the Uchihas on a regular basis, she did not once encounter the famous Uchiha Itachi. He was always away on missions. But his scarce appearance did not make him any less appealing to the entire female population. Chiaki had heard her share of Itachi rumors from Sakura and Ino. They may be young, but definitely not immune to the looks of the Anbu captain. "Are you asking me to seducehim, Sasuke?"
"An effective way of applying what you've learnt on the field." He smirked.
"You are absurd!" She looked at him, horrified that he even suggested it in the first place. "Do you really think I could wear this piece of cloth which covers nothing and approach the Anbu head? Are you out of your freaking mind, Sasuke?" Chiaki slapped his arm.
"Hey, no need to get physical." He grumbled, rubbing his arm. "Come on, I'm his brother. I've seen countless of girls trying to seduce him, and to be honest, all of them sucked. I'm pretty sure that with your training, you will at least manage better than the others, Chi."
Chiaki huffed at his comment. "Well, if you know Itachi so well, don't you think it's weird that he pays no attention to any females? I heard Ebisu sempai telling Kakashi sempai that Itachi is actually asexual." She made sure to whisper the last part as softly as possible.
Sasuke widened his eyes, contemplating on her statement. Suddenly, he felt a very familiar chakra signature behind him, and before he could register, the person spoke, "Outoto, oka san wants to remind you that the guests are leaving soon."
Chiaki, having quicker reflexes than Sasuke, and also unfamiliar with the chakra signature, swiftly removed her kanzashi and aimed at the intruder's neck. The intruder caught the six inches long hairpin with ease, and that's when she got a proper look at his face.
She blanched. Standing a few metres away was none other than Uchiha Itachi. She stood there, speechless. She attacked the respected Anbu captain at his own house! Not to mention she was dressed like a whore, and holy shit, did he hear her little speech about his sexual orientation? She decided then and there even one year of kunoichi classes with Mizuki sensei could not compare with this fucking moment that seemed to last forever. Finally, Chiaki managed to pull her eyes away from the stoic Anbu captain, thinking of ways to escape this embarrassing moment.
Sasuke, on the other hand, reacted even more violently than Chiaki. He recoiled backwards in horror, not wanting to witness the fate of the Ogiwara. Itachi was never in a good mood to deal with anything whenever he returned from a mission. Should he encounter any problems before he reached his bed, he would not be easy to deal with. Sasuke remembered a few years ago, where he and Naruto decided to steal all his underwears for fun. It ended up with Naruto in the hospital and him witnessing a genjutsu disgusting enough to make him sick for a week. It was not fun at all.
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Meanwhile, in the study, the Ogiwaras and Uchihas were having an arcane meeting. Until this entire agreement is settled, the children are not supposed to know anything.
"So what do you think, Fugaku san?" Tadashi Ogiwara asked formally.
"I would say Itachi is a more suitable choice." He looked at his wife expectantly. Mikoto nodded, "He is. Sasuke may be closer to her, but he is still too young."
"I always thought those two were more like siblings." Yuuko Ogiwara smiled. "I believe Chi chan would be more than happy with our choice."
"Then it's settled?" Tadashi stood up, getting ready to leave.
"You have our support." Fugaku raised with his wife on the other side of the table. "We will go through the details within the next weeks before announcing this to the children."
Shaking hands to seal the agreement, the Ogiwaras left, thinking of ways to break this to their daughter.
There you have it, my first chapter! Please review! And to clarify some things, Chiaki is 17, Itachi is 20, and Sasuke is 15. I have altered the age slightly to fit my story. And I am trying my best not to make Itachi an OOC. Oh, and Itachi's team…I actually gave some thought about it. Shisui was definitely in, and I added Genma because he is around the same age as them. Hopefully this will clear some doubts. -.-