New Ficcy! Hope you like it!
Me: Let's get this show on the road!
Jinx: She doesn't own us!
Billy: Go!
1 January 2011
Monday
My bedroom
5:00pm
I fear my sanity is failing me. I now have to rely on a diary to keep me sane. At least I can keep track of all the funny things that happen here. I'll hide you in my panty drawer, no one will snoop in there. Hop you like me writing in you.
Lounge
7:00pm
Watching a depressing show about a dog that always waits for his master by the gate. They both die in the end and I don't get the point. Amazingly(not), the others don't either, especially Billy. Only Kyd seemed to get it, the nerdy, nerd nerd.
"What's the point of that?" Billy moaned as 'The F Word' came on. I don't know, you tell me.
"The point's to show you how strong loyalty can be. Only second to love, but basically they're saying animals are quite intelligent and loyal," Kyd said in his nerdy Other Planetly accent, nerd. "Like Beast Boy. But I don't know about the intelligent part."
SeeMore still looked confused(shocker! Not). They were making a delicious steak burger on the TV. Yummy! Sadly, we have to steal more food since Mammoth ate the last bit of cheese. They wonder why I'm so thin? 'Cause they don't feed me, that's why.
9:00pm
Oh Thor, they're yodelling! Wonder what the people on the street think. I'm gonna go look.
Outside on the pavement.
10 minutes later
Hahaha! They're looking for the source but can't find it! Good thing our base's underground. I miss civvies. Starbucks, here I come!
Outside Starbucks
5 minutes later
Idiots! It's closed, no food for me then. I'm going to Wimpy, I like their coffee.
1 minute later
But I hate their food! I'll steal some from Steers. Walking is soooo boring! It takes forever, Billy must by me a Porsche, or a Ferrari.
2 minutes later
Kyd can be my chauffer. He drives nicely. At least he can make the car go without petrol, I must ask him to show me how to do that. That would be nice, driving without petrol. Gosh! I can hear them from here! But, it must be echoing from way back. Haha. Some guy's looking into a manhole, good luck there! Here's my stop.
Park
20 minutes later
That was too easy! Hey, there's Beast Boy. Must be on patrol. That's right, wave at me you stupid vegetable, wave! Shit! He's coming over. I looked at my watch(which I don't have) looked shocked and ran off.
I yelled," Sorry! Late for supper!" which was stupid since it was only 2:00.
Phew! Running's hard work. Puff, puff, puff.
"Hey wait!" the idiot's following me. Great, I took out my phone and dialled Kyd's number.
"….." he was breathing like Darth Vader. Must be tired.
"Kyd Vader! I need saving, St. Margaret's road, now!" I ran into an alley just as he appeared in front of Martian Boy.
He yelped as he tried to avoid collision and ended up on his butt. Hahaha, take that! Kyd grinned like a sociopath. He's been eating my coffee jars again. Aaaargh! BB turned into a T-Rex after calling for backup. He'll need it for a very hyperactive Kyd. This wall is damp, eeeewww! More Teen Twits. Kyd's running circles around them, Raven loses her cool, tries to strangle Kyd, Kyd sets light to Robin with random lighter. Robin rolls on ground like a pig in mud. OINK! Time to leave. Kyd decides to "kidnap" me, and we teleported right into a marshmellow war.
I wasn't in the mood to be hit in the face by it's marshmellowy goodness. "Clean this place up!"
The boys got to work on that. Kyd just curled up on the couch and went to sleep, I'm not sure whether he's breathing or snoring.
3:00pm
It's nice and clean, except for the rest of the place. Billy was glued to the TV screen. "Tea please!"
He jumped up so fast I thought he would go through the roof. He ran into the kitchen and ut on the kettle. I didn't want to waste breath telling him that he sat in yogurt. He left a bum imprint in it, "Billy sat here!" Hahahaha. I need a life. Where did he even get yogurt?
2 minutes later.
Decided to sit next to Kyd since it was chilly and he was radiating heat like a heating blanket. I tried to move his feet but he wouldn't budge.
5 minutes later.
He won't move! I bet he's animated stone, so when Raven hits him with a car he doesn't acknowledge it.
2 minutes later.
I'm freezing! I'm too lazy to get a blanket and the boys won't obey me one bit. Joyious days! He woke up.
"Can I use you as a hot water bottle?" I asked him.
He just blinked at me. I took it as a yes and snuggled up to him(he's my brother/pet and nothing less! Just making sure you don't get the wrong idea), while he dosed off. He really is warm, I stole his cape for a makeshift blanket. At least give me brownie points for creativity! All that was on was a stupid show about something stupid. How come when the boys watch TV, they get actual shows. But when I watch TV, I get the crap adverts? It was so boring that I decided to take nap, I've seen that Huggies advert 20 times too many.
End transmission.
Me: What do you think?
Jinx: No comment.
Gizmo: Please review.