'Why can't I move?' Kisame thought waking up. He managed to open his eyes and was instantly afraid of what he saw. Itachi was standing over him holding a bloody knife.
"Hehe. It seems you woke up little fishy. Too bad for you," Itachi said with a sadistic giggle. Kisame felt panic well up inside him and tried to struggle. It didn't work. He still couldn't move an inch, let alone feel his limbs.
"What did you do to me!?" he tried to shout, but no sound was heard. Itachi seemed to understand though.
"Tsk, tsk. Kisame you really need to be more observant. There is a mirror directly in front of you. I thought you would like to see my wonderful work for yourself before it all was eaten," Itachi said waving his finger like one would when scolding a pet. Kisame's eyes snapped to the front and what he saw made him mentally scream in terror. He was a piece of sushi. Actually multiple pieces, all the same shade of blue as his skin. Itachi gave a sadistic laugh at the horrified feeling Kisame was giving off.
"Now, now Kisame. It is time for dinner. Tonight's meal is sushi," Itachi hissed picking up the plates the Kisame-sushi was on. He watched on in silence as Itachi brought him out to the dining room and place him on the table.
"Man this looks amazing!" Kakuzu exclaimed grabbing his plate. The others grabbed their own plate, each with about ten pieces of Kisame-sushi on it.
"Itachi where is Kisame?" Pain asked.
'I'm right here! Please leader! I am the sushi!' Kisame tried to scream. It was futile.
"He said he had some errands to run and wouldn't be back for a while," Itachi replied calmly popping a piece of sushi into his mouth.
"Maa Itachi-san. This piece still has eyes!" Tobi exclaimed picking up the Kisame-sushi.
"I heard it was the best part of the fish and thought you would like to try it," Itachi replied calmly.
"Thank you Itachi-san!" Tobi exclaimed happily. He lifted the piece of sushi to his mouth, moving the mask to the side in the process. Kisame watched in silent horror as he got closer and closer to his death.
Kisame woke up with a gasp before shivering in fear. He looked around his room as if to reassure himself that it was only a dream.
"If Itachi ever tries to make me into sushi I will kill him. Maybe make him into weasel stew. That'll show him," Kisame muttered darkly. Meanwhile Itachi was silently standing outside the room, mentally laughing his head off.
'That'll teach you to eat my dango!' Itachi thought darkly.
So, I had this idea from a pic I saw a long time ago. This was the result.
Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!