Prank Number One
My name is Naruto, I like ramen, running, and pretending to be a ninja. I am seven years old, and I live all by myself!! No one in the village likes me or pays attention to me. That will stop today.
I have a plan. If I pull a lot of really good pranks then people will notice I exists. But they can't be small, little ones that will go unnoticed(like me). They have to be big so everyone will know im alive. I'm not sure of what I'll do yet, but it will be great, magnificent even. I can imagine it now, all the girls will love me and they will think I'm so cool they will make me a ninja right there.
I wonder if my mom and dad were noticed by the village. Were they able to walk down the streets and have people acknowledge them, or were they like me, everybody turned away from them, so they can't look into their eyes, like they are some type of demon. Did my parents even come from this village. I never knew my parents, but I'm sure they were great people, ninjas maybe.(or at least I hope.) My father was probably a wonderful man, he might have even been a good enough ninja to become Hokage.
I know what my prank will be know! I'm going to get the Hokage. I'm going to make it seem like he farted!! Really loudly too. In front of everyone. That will ne hilarious. I can't wait to start planning this prank, its going to be awesome. Everybody loves a fart joke.
I'm running down the streets of the village now. This is the fist step of my prank's plan. The Third is coming to class today, to give a lecture on the way of the ninja, so I'm going to preform prank number one. Finally I am at the school building.
Planting the whoopie cushion was really hard. When I first got into the class room Saskuke (that brat) was there. I wasn't planning on having to get someone out of the room, it was supposed to be empty, does this guy live here something?
"I think I'm going to be sick," I said hoping it was convincing enough. He just sat there and stared at me. So I decided to walk forward, closer to him. I bent over really close, almost touching him and I started to cough. He glared at me with his dead expression less eyes. He got up and left, serves him right. Walking over to the cushioned chair in the middle of the room, placed there for the Hokage. I placed the whoopie cushion down, went to my seat, and waited for the class to begin.
The other students are coming in now, looking at me strangely, most likely because I was first here. (At least they were noticing me.) They all seemed extremely excited, because the Hokage's lecture. What is so great about this guy anyway. I mean look at his face, he is so old. The class is beginning, our teacher I'm not sure of his name (I should really start paying attention), got out of his small wooden chair to introduce the Hokage.
Maybe I was wrong by judging him so quickly. When he walked into the room you could feel a wave of his power and authority wash over you. He is walking closer and closer to his luxurious seat. He is sitting down!!
YES! A large blurp sound came out of the whoopie cushion. I can't help it. I'm on the ground laughing, it was so funny. I looked up. Everybody was glaring at me. The only one who wasn't was Saskuke, who looked indifferent about the situation. Some pinked hair, giant forehead girl stood up and told me to stop laughing. What's her problem.(although she is really pretty.) The Hokage just laughed to himself. Somehow I think he knew what was going to happen the entire time. Prank number one has failed.
Disclaimer: I'm sorry to say I don't own it, and never will.
Okay then, this is my first Naruto Fic I have posted so please tell me how I did, and if you wasn't me to continue it