Zim snapped awake to the annoying sound of his alarm clock going off. With a grumble he smacked the off button and got out of bed to get ready for hi skool it was beyond him why they never spelled the name right maybe it was because they were too stupid or just didn't care he thought. Heading to the dresser he pulled out a pair of black skinny jeans, a red t-shirt with the irkin insignia on the front under that he put a long sleeve fish net shirt and finger less leather gloves after getting dressed. Zim then went into the bathroom to put his signature purple contacts in and his black wig with a red streak on the part of the wig that stuck up. He then ruffled the wig to make it look shaggy. After leaving the bathroom he went to put his black converse with the red laces on only to notice that there was only one. There was only one person he knew would be behind the act.
"GIR!" Zim shouted and soon heard Gir running to him.
"Yes, masta!"
"Where is my other shoe" Zim said tapping his shoe less foot
"I put it under the couch."
"Why did you put it under the couch?"
"So the taco fairies had something to sleep in!" Gir replied giddily.
Growling Zim ran out to the living room to dig under the couch for his lost shoe, after a minute or two of feeling around he finally grasped it. Pulling it out from under the couch and inspecting it for anything that might be inside or outside of it. Finding nothing wrong with it he slipped it onto his foot and went to grab his black messenger bag with the red irkin insignia.
"I'll see you later Gir."
"Oh and the computers in charge while I'm away." Zim said while walking out the door only to open it up and say.
"And no flushing mini moose down the toilet!" and closing the door behind him.
Honestly that robot could do the craziest things.