"YOU EVIL, PERVERTED, SELF CENTERED, BLANK MINDED, BIRD BRAINED, GIRLY MAN TWIT!!!!!"

Naruto cringed when he saw Sai get punch through two walls. 'Note to self never do what Sai just did to Sakura!' Naruto thought to himself as he stepped away from Sakura. If you want to know what happened then maybe I should explain it to you.

Flashback

Sakura, Sai and Naruto were at the training grounds but instead of sparring Naruto was watching Sai and Sakura fight. Naruto looked to see if anyone would come to rescue him before Sakura went on a rampage. But when he turned his head, Naruto shot back to see Sai looking up Sakura's skirt!!! Sakura cracked her knuckles and punched Sai in the face almost knocking him out. "God Ugly, why are you so mad? More importantly, what did I do? " Naruto snickered at Sai's stupidness.

Sakura was so going to kill him. "YOU LOOKED UP MY SKIRT YOU… PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakura screamed"Your point hag?" Sakura's eye twitched.

"Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha I am going to kill you! You pervert!" Sakura laughed grabbing Sai by his collar.

"Hey ass, why did you do it anyway?!" Naruto yelled from his 'safe spot' behind a tree.

"Well dickless, I did it because...well let me put this in a way you will understand, ummmmmmmmmmm… ok listen closely ...I...LIKE…HER." Sai spoke as slowly as possible in his trademark sarcastic tone, obviously to mock Naruto.

"I hate you." Sakura growled through her clenched teeth.

Sai turned back to Sakura with one of his fake smiles. "No you dont."

"Yes I do." She replied with force.

"No you don't."

"Yes I do."

And this went on and on until Sai was half dead.

End of Flashback

Back at the Hospital

Kakashi looked at the three ninja in front of him for a long time. His one eye wandered from the twitching Sakura over to the half alive Sai in the hospital bed. He would even catch a plipse no and then of Naruto trying to hide behind the door. Kakashi let out a long sigh before he spoke. "So you mean to tell me that Sai got a great idea to look up Sakura's skirt? So Sakura, you thought it would be fun to try and break every bone in his body? And Naruto, you hid behind a tree?"

"Wait,dont forget that Sakura has PMS."Naruto innocently piped out.

"What did you just say!"A devilish voice came out of the sweet young girl

"Uhhh…Nothing"Naruto's voice stuttered as he looked at Sai in fear. "HELP ME!"

Sakura grinned with pure evil as Naruto began to run effortlessly out of the room. "Nobody can help you now."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One Week Later

Sai was glad to be finally out of the hospital even though, it still hurt to blink due to Sakura's refused to heal him. "Thats what I get I guess...well thankfully I'm out of the hospital but poor Naruto is going to be in there for very long time."Sai looked around spotting Sakura in the distance. With a lonesome flower hidden behind his back, he ran to the sakura tree where she sat reading alone. "Hey Sakura." Sai spoke softly as he came upon her.

"What happened to 'ugly' and 'hag'?" She spoke without looking up from her book.

"The girls almost killed me when they heard me call you that." He laughed as he spoke.

"Oh." Sakura whispered

Sai calmly sat down next to the hurt girl and apologetically held out the flower followed by a happy wink."How about a date?"

Sakura smiled in shock as she surprised Sai with a peck on the lips."Ok,but only if you dont look up my skirt again!"

With the feud ressolved they were off on a date. As they walked, Sakura looked happily at the sky while Sai did a victory dance in his head.