I can't believe Al decided to put that sprinkler up in the backyard So what if its ninety something degrees out. I don't give a crap!.. damn him.. damn him for making her wear that stupid bathing suit...And Damn Winry for GIVING it to her. It BARELY covers ANYTHING.
Fuck...
She's smiling at me..
I look away and try to look at the trees. Anything to get that image of beaded water.. dribbling down her chest and over her back.. I shudder.. and TRY and tell my lower half to CALM THE HELL down ALREADY!!
It's a tease..
A fucking tease...
The way she sways those hips in the air.. to fucking taunt me..
And she does it because she can..
I know it..
Her hands smoothing over her face and into her hair...
Fuck...
If I don't leave now I think I'll just die.. and just when I am ready to get up, something comes out of no where and crashes into my lawn chair and knocks me over.
A wet tongue is sliding over my face and is that Dog? OH GOOD GOD!!
"DENNN!!!!" I yell at the top of my lungs and shove the mut over and onto the ground.
God that got rid of my bo-
Then I grin when Alfons is looking at me, a questioning glance.
And I can't help but be happy. Why? Because my lower half has decided to LISTEN again...