author's note: Hello! omg! well, i have been putting this one off for a while...but...i've finally decided to start this one.

so...Here we go:

disclaimer: i don't own Hamtaro.

Characters:

XoxblueribbonsxoX:Bijou

Hammerham:Boss (i have no idea why this is his screen name...-o-')

Cow-ham:Oxnard

yellowqtundertblankit:Penelope

hamutaroham008:Hamtaro! DUHR!

XTiger-RibbonX:Sandy

XTigertailX:Stan

Capsrmylife:Cappy

Libraryishome: Maxwell

::PinkScarf:::Pashmina

meganekun: Dexter

pandabuilderham: Panda

redapronfastbroom: Howdy

here we go!


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XoxBlueRibbonsxoX: Bonjour!

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XtigertailX: Hey Bijou-licious. cheesy grin

XtigertailX: hey, off of french class already?

XoxBlueRibbonsxoX: um, yeah... have you seen anyone else? like...Hamtaro? or...Err...Boss?...Maxwell?..

XTigertailX: how could i? i only have eyes and they can only see you.winks

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: seriously... no flirting stan, i can Em sandy. i have her SN on speed send! btw...

XoxblueribbonsxoX: where are you? i'm a the lounge a school.

XTigertailX: the computer lab. 2 halls and 5 doors down from u.

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: o. so what is on there? in class?

XTigertailX: yeah, but the project is so lame. Websites...like i don't already know that.

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: i c. breaking the rules again...Tisk tisk Misour! you will never learn that way.

XTigertailX: yeah, but you know what i have to do Bijou. ..::::::---::::::...

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: glasses? XD

XTigertailX: cut me some slack Bijou, i'm new to this whole chat face thing.

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: oh cool, sorry..i wonder doesn't Sandy's Gymnastic class end soon?

XTigertailX: well...wat time is it?

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: 2:10, and tisk tisk stan! such poor spelling!

XTigertailX: it's chatspeak Bijou. DUHR. .0. falls

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XTigerribbonX: STAN!!!

XTigertailX: hey sis. what's up? '

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: hey sandy , how was gymnastics?

XTigerribbonX:fine! until i came home to find my brother still at school! talking and do i dare guess...Flirting with one of my bestfriends! STAN! -smacks stan- don't make me call your girlfriend in here!!

XTigertailX: well Duhr. of course i'm still here, school's not over yet.and as for flora...um...

XTigertailX: -ish smacked- OWWWW! IMOUTO-CHAN!

XtigerribbonX: nani? -japanese: what?-

XtigertailX: OO how'd you know that?

XTigerribbonX: we're in the same hour japanese you baka. -whacks stan again- and...

XTigerribbonX: PASS was an hour ago u baka!

XtigertailX: what does baka mean?

XtigerribbonX: idiot in japanese. which you are! Hentai Baka! -smacks stan again-

XtigertailX: owwwwww! SANDY! QUIT HITTING ME!

XTigerribbonX: only if you quit using japanese.

XTigertailX: you're using it too!

XtigerribbonX: fine,

XTigertailX: fine

XtigerribbonX: hey...where did bijou go?

XtigertailX: AWWW! Bijou left!

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: back again! sorry... i had to help Pashmina in Art.

XTigertailX: YAY! Bijou! -pounces-

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: Stan..i appreciate you being happy to see me... but...GET OFFA ME! -throws stan off-

XtigertailX: AWWWW! DX

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::pinkscarf::: hey! thank-Q again Bijou!

qtundertblankit: hamha!

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: you're welcome pashmina...hi penelope!

XtigertailX: hey Pashy babe! so...what did you paint? a sweet pic of you ane me?

XTigerribbonX: -smacks stan- don't even think about it.

::pinkscarf::: LOL, i see. hey stan, Sandy.

XtigeribbonX: hi Penelope, Pashmina...a little busy handling my brother right now..'

XtigertailX: -ish being handled tightly by sandy- OW! OOWWWW!

qtundertblankit: hey bijou!.stan, sandy. ' what's been going on here?

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: well...Sandy just came in, and she and stan are arguing about using japanese in the chat room...they just quit. '...and stan pounced on me! -shudders-

::Pinkscarf::: yeah...-reads all previous messages- i see...anyone seen Dexter? he was supposed to meet me here...

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: no...where are you and Penelope? i'm at the lounge at school.

::Pinkscarf::: in the computer lab by the 9th grade wing.

Qtundertblankit: home in the garden, PASS ya know:3

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meganekun: HEY! Sorry i'm late pashmina! ERRR!

::pinkscarf::: it's alright dexter, i got here late too...

Qtundertblankit: no u didn't. u were here on time.

::pinkscarf::: ...i am so bored!

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hamutaroham: HAMHA!

hamutaroham: oh...OO' everyone's here...Bijou,pashmina,sandy...stan...penelope and dexter.

Qtundertblankit: hi hamtaro.

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: hi hamtaro.

Hamutaroham: hey bijou, where r u ?

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: what?! oo

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: quit using so much chatspeak! i can't understand you Misour!

Hamutaroham: chatspeak? i was just saying what Stan taught me!

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: stan...? .0.

XTigerribbonX: STAN!!!

XtigertailX: what?!? i didn't...

XtigerribbonX: THAT IS IT! WHEN WE GET HOME YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET IT!!! takes out giant hammer

XtigertailX: EEEP! OO runs out of the room

XTigerribbonX: chases after stan

XTigertailX: AHHHHH! GAAAAAH! SANDYYYYYY! runs faster

XtigerribbonX has set her status to "away"

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XoxBlueribbonsxoX: Sandy? OO'

XtigerribbonX's Away message is : " busy, whacking stan with a giant hammer."

Hamutaroham: ...oO'

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: ...?

::pinkscarf::: ...OO'

Qtundertblankit: ...Sandy?...Stan?

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meganekun: hey guys! sorry i left...what's...?

meganekun: OO

::Pinkscarf::: OMG!!

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: what?

::pinkscarf::: you don't wanna know...let's just say stan won't be on chat for a few weeks...at the least. months at the most.

Hamutaroham: what happened? OO

::pinkscarf::: Stan's knocked out...Sandy tied him up with her ribbon. she's taking him home right now...but don't expect Stan to show up for a while...

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: hamtaro.

Hamutaroham: yeah?

XoxblueribbonsxoX: i've gotta study for my french test tommrow. so i'm gonna go, but i'll be at the clubhouse later..K?

Hamutaroham: oh? sure Bijou. see you.

XoxBlueribbonsxoX: Aurevior Miesame! Aurevior Misour, -smiles and pecks hamtaro on the cheek-

Hamutaroham: hearts in eyes ...drooling

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Hamutaroham: yeah i guess...are we the only two here?

::pinkscarf:::yeah. think so...

Qtundertblankit: pashmina!!

::pinkscarf::: what?

Qtundertblankit: momo-chan and Ringo-kun are over! Can i go to the mall with them?!?

::pinkscarf::: why are you asking me penelope? ask mom!

QTundertblankit: fine! mom said yes so i'm going!

::pinkscarf::: well! go on! momo doesn't like to wait a long time you know!

Qtundertblankit: i know! leaving! bye pashmina! bye hamtaro!

Hamutaroham: bye penelope..

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Hamutaroham: hey pashmina...are you living with penelope?

::pinkscarf::: no, penelope's adopted...so sort of...but she's like my sister. Momo and ringo live with my aunt but visit every so often...-o- what a family i have.

Hamutaroham: o i c. ...well i'm gonna be going.

::pinkscarf::: where?

Hamutaroham: to the clubhouse...why?

::pinkscarf::: no reason, just bored.

::pinkscarf::: so i'm alone.

Hamutaroham: yeah...well...too bad. wish i could help you pashmina.

::pinkscarf::: -- nevermind hamtaro. thanks anyway..

Hamutaroham: huh? oh? why?

::pinkscarf::: Dexter just came over. so i'm gonna spend some quality time with him... you know?

Hamutaroham: oh cool...i'm going to the clubhouse now, c u tommrow hr 4.

::pinkscarf::: kk, Bye!

Hamutaroham: bye pashmina.tell dexter i said hi.

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author's note: well, that's it...more to see...whenever the ham-humans log on...more chatspeak...more randomness...more romance...more well..Ham-hams being ham-humans!

REVIEW! NO FLAMES PLEASE!