Disclaimer: No owney no suey... sounds like a bad metal song...

Auhtor's Note: Kay then first published fic in... pretty much forever. Thought I'd try something a bit different but still staying in my main category. Oh. This is Haldor by the way. In case you couldn't tell.

Warning: Language blah blah blah.

Chapter 1: The High School Fanfic

Naruto suddenly found himself in a classroom. Not only was he in a classroom, but so was all the rookie 9 (including Gai's team), Gaara and Co., Sai and a bunch of other character that don't come out until part 2. Which wasn't that many considering it's supposed to be a high school. But then it doesn't really matter because in all honesty in a fanfic the author can twist them to be whatever age he wants. Oops! Ramble.

Naruto turned to Sakura who was sitting at the the same table as him.

"Hey Sakura, what the hell is going on?"

"You've been sucked into a fanfic, and so have the rest of us."

"Fanfiction?! Who would do such a terrible thing?"

(Insert maniacal laughter here: kukukuku...
Laith: (bursts through the door) I told you not to fucking laugh like that ever!
Me: You're just jealous cuz I can do it and you can't!
Laith: (takes battle stance)
Me: (scared shitless) Let me finish the chapter first!!!)

"What kind of fanfic is this?"

"It's a high school fic, Dobe."

"Teme! Where the hell did you come from?"

Sasuke noticabley shuddered.

"It's disgusting."

Naruto and Sakura sweatdropped.

Kakashi walked in.

"Sorry I'm late class, but..."

They waited.

"But what?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know. I usually get cut off right there."

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Let me try again."

Kakashi walked out and walked back in.

"Sorry I'm late class, but-"

Suddenly right at that moment an unconcious Argentinian fell through the roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.

The dwarf opened the door.

"So sorry about that, wrong fanfic."

The dwarf took the Argentinian man's feet and pulled the man out.

The room was in silent shock.

"What the fuck was that?!"

(me: (bashes head with keyboard) what the fuck?
Laith: Need help?
Me: Please?
Laith: kukukuku...
Me: nvm... (sweatdrop)
Real Laith: WTF? I don't laugh like that!
Me: I know. Kukukuku...
Real Laith: (takes battle stance)
Me: Okay okay I'm sorry.)

Kakashi clapped his hands.

"Project time!"

"Why?"

"Because the author says so."

"But we just started school."

"Apparently not."

"What's the project."

"I don't know. Something that has nothing to do with anything I guess. Make some pasta."

"Why?"

"Because it's yummy. Get to work." He pulled out his book.

Shikamaru poked Naruto in the back.

"Are we seriously going to make pasta?"

Sakura answered him.

"I don't see how. It's not a cooking class."

"Did I poke you?"

"No."

"Then don't talk to me."

Naruto spoke up.

"Seeing as how this is a high school fic, I must do high school fic related things!"

"Like what, Dobe?"

Naruto poked Sasuke's head.

"Like make bestest friends with you!"

"You pretty much are best friends already," Sakura told him.

"Right! Objective one complete!"

Sasuke sighed.

"Now what?"

Naruto thought. An idea popped into his head.

"Now I make friends with Gaara!" He got up from his seat and walked to the back of the room. "Gaara! What's up my homie g ninja?!"

"What are you doing?"

"High school fic related things."

"Which are?"

"Making bestest friends with you."

"You already are," Temari told him.

"Really?"

"More or less."

"Kick ass! Objective two complete!"

He walked back to his seat.

"What do I do now?"

"You don't know?" asked Sakura.

"Not really, I don't read that many high school fics."

Voices from above are heard: "Make out with Sasuke."

"I thought you liked NaruGaa."

"I prefer it, but this is good too. Besides I owe Billie something."

"Yay! Make out with Sasuke!"

"What the fuck?!" cried the three boys named... and half named.

The author appears in the classroom.

"Like magic!"

Kakashi looked up from his book.

"Who are you?"

"I am the almighty author of this fanfiction piece, and might I say good sir, that I admire your perviness."

"Aw, you're too much."

"ANYWAY! I am on a quest to parody the most common of Naruto fanfics. This chapter... didn't go so well. But the future ones might be slightly better! Kukukukukuku-"

Lalaith flys threw the door and drop kicks the author.

"Are you okay?" Kakashi asked.

Author snapped out of dream state.

"Yeah, had a scrubs moment."

"About what?"

"A scary person."

"Sakura?" Naruto asked.

"Less scary."

"Really?"

"Eh."

Author flips his cape backwards.

"Beware the future! Bwahahahaha!"

"What happened to your other laugh?" Sakura asked.

"I'm already getting my ass kicked for other shit, I shouldn't add to it."

Author dissapears as suddenly as he appeared. But his voice still lingers.

"Beware the future.. future.. future.. future..."

"Beware like hell!" Naruto shouted. "I'll sho-"

Sasuke pulled Naruto's hair, moving his head so that the blonde's face was lined with his own. Sasuke smashed his lips against the blonde. Naruto's eyes widened at the contact. He opened his mouth to protest, but instead of words coming out, Sasuke shoved his tongue between the blond boy's lips. Naruto moaned as he felt Sasuke's tongue travel across his teeth and lick the sides of his mouth.

Suddenly Sasuke let go of Naruto's hair and pushed the boy away from him. Naruto landed on the floor.

"What the fuck was that?!" Sasuke yelled.

"How the hell should I know?!" Naruto yelled back. "You did it!"

Evil laughter filled the room.

Kukukuku...

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Alright not my best. And I prob am going to get my ass kicked for including my sisters without their permission. Specially Laith, you guys do NOT know. She's a crazy ass betch when upset or pissed off. I don't know what happened with this chapter. I hope the next one will be better. I don't blame you for not leaving reviews, but PLEASE? Review? Make me feel better about myself? Even a flame! As long as I know someone read it! (puppy eyes)