Secret Diary of a Red Shinigami

Grell writes: I want to have Sebby's babies!

December 15th

Dear diary,

Sebby still stealing my heart!

But that nobility guy, hm… Ciel Phantomhive… He's stealing Sebby's heart! Ciel deserves to die… To die…!

I need a new pair of fake eyelashes! I must have to seduce Sebas-chan before Ciel! I don't care for what William will say. I must go shopping!

Shopping list:

. A pair of long and seductive pair of eyelashes

. White glitter eyeshadow

. New high-heeled boots

. A fabulous and red hair accessory!

CIEL'S MY NEW RIVAL! THAT LITTLE NOBILITY WITH MAD EYE!

But today Will said to me:

"A reaper is a reaper. Demon is a demon. We're rivals, Grell Sutcliff! Rivals! Stop try to seduce Sebastian Michaelis!"

Will, u mad? I'm tired of your annoying words! Your phrases are invalids for my ears. I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEBBY'S BABIES, 'KAY?

Wait… What if Sebby and Ciel got married? GAAAAAAAAHHHHH, WHERE'S MY CHAINSAW?

Oh, Sebby, I can imagine our wedding! And a red fabulous wedding dress on my body, you waiting at the church and red roses decorating all! Don't forget the TWENTY LAYERS CAKE!

Dear diary, is almost 3AM and I'm awake! But I don't want to sleep! Anyway, Ronald told me about a shinigami reunion tomorrow at 2PM. Gaaahhh, I want to stay awake!

To-do list for tomorrow:

. Wash my hair. Too long for wash every day, then I washed day before yesterday.

. Beauty sleep at 6PM

. Shopping at 8PM

. Yoga at 10PM

This is it!

Gotta eat some diet chocolate and try to sleep!

Glitterized kisses,

Grell