Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters in this story. I also do not own Friday the 13th (the day)

I basically got the idea from when I was sitting at my dinner table bored. I was repeatedly knocking over the salt and throwing it over my left shoulder. I don't know why. Also, I know that Friday the thirteenth was ages ago but Shh! And besides Good Friday's close enough.

Demyx sat at the kitchen table jumping at every slight movement. Roxas was sitting two feet away from him and cringing every time Demyx jumped. This had been going on ever since Demyx watched a horror movie about Friday the 13th. (A/n: I don't know if one exists but if one does, that is not what I'm referring to. I am just making up one for this story) Now, he was extremely superstitious and had the crazy idea that a crazy lunatic was out to get him.

Roxas cringed again as Axel opened the door loud enough for Demyx to jump nine feet. Oh boy. Roxas waited until-

Crash!

Ouch.

Demyx missed the chair yet again.

Oh well, at least he landed on the table. Suddenly the table flipped over, causing all the plates to fly off it. Oops. The plates smashed into the mirror on the wall. That can't be good. Roxas watched in horror as Demyx eyes grew to the size of the smashed plates (They were the kind you put tea cups on but still).

"Oh. My. God. We've got seven years of bad luck!" Demyx shouted.

"Okay. One, 'we'? Two, no such thing." Roxas sighed.

"YES THERE IS! If there wasn't how would you explain that girl getting eaten by a wolf?" Demyx asked.

"Poor graphics?" Roxas guessed. He wasn't trying to be mean but he didn't believe in bad luck.

"Roxas." Demyx rolled his eyes.

"Fine. She walked out of a meat locker with blood dripping off her and then she hit a wolf over the head with a stick." Roxas replied.

"But wolves don't attack for no reason!"

"Blood and stick." Roxas stood up. "Well, I can't say that this wasn't fun but I've got better things to do."

Axel, who had walked over to the stove and was currently burning his report card, looked at Roxas. "What are you guys talking about now?" Axel looked at the mirror. "And what are you doing?"

"What are we doing?" Roxas replied. "What are you doing."

"Making it look like an accident."

"Oh. Well can you do mine too?" Roxas held out his report card.

"Hey this isn't half bad." Axel stared at the sheet of paper.

"Well still.It won't look as bad if both of ours were accidentally burned. Then we can say that we were just waiting to show them to the Superior. And Saïx already saw my marks so he knows that there's no reason to burn mine on purpose. Therefore, he won't suspect anything. Just leave mine half burned 'Kay?" Roxas explained.

"Sure."

"Hey guys, where is the Superior?" Demyx asked. (He was still sitting on the floor.)

"Uhh everyone is going out for the vacation." (In my story, Friday the 13th is just before March Break.) "I'm going too." Axel explained.

"Oh that's today?" Roxas asked. He and Demyx were staying home because they didn't want to go on a cruise through the Caribbean.

"Yup. Oh I have to go." Axel ran out of the room.

Roxas sighed and began to clean up. "Geez dude, you could at least help."

"Hmm."

"Ugh whatever. Just don't blame me if you step on some leftover shards."

"Ditto."

"Shut it." Roxas growled as he recalled the movie which had made Demyx so nervous. In it, there was a girl and three of her friends having a sleepover. They were in the middle of having a pillow fight when the lights went out. One of the girls tripped and smashed a mirror with her hairdryer. (Don't ask). Turns out, that the mirror doubled as a window. So two of the girls went in search of something to clean up the mirror pieces while the third stayed to clean up. Unfortunately there was a murderer who had just escaped from the nut house.

The murderer sliced her neck with a butter knife and chased the other two across the house. One of them was locked in a meat locker with a dead black cat. She got covered in blood and by the time she escaped, the other one had been beaten to death by an open umbrella inside of the kitchen.

The third and alive girl ran outside accidentally knocking over salt. She grabbed a stick to protect herself but she was so jumpy that, when she heard a gunshot, she hit a wolf by accident. The wolf ate her and the murderer was caught and sent to jail.

Roxas thought that it was stupid and corny but Demyx was terrified.

"Hello? You there?" Roxas asked Demyx when he noticed that they were both silent for ten minutes.

"Hm." Demyx was watching them leave. Once they were alone Roxas looked at Demyx.

"Party?"

"No... Hmm."

"Why do you keep saying that?" Roxas asked while walking over to Demyx, who was sitting by the kitchen door.

"Was that there before?" Demyx pointed at a bag on the floor of the living room.

"No. Larxene probably left it. It's hers." Roxas distinctly remembered getting whacked by it many times.

"But it wasn't there before and she was outside all day." Demyx muttered while walking up to it. "Wahh!"

"Demyx?" Roxas ran into the room and spotted a window that was smashed open and a bloody Axe was on the ground.

"Ahh! It's the Psycho Murderer!" Demyx ran around the room.

"Demyx calm down. Maybe Axel accidentally cut himself by punching the window and some of his blood fell on the Axe." Roxas said.

"Doubt it." Demyx muttered while slowing down.

"Look, I'll be upstairs. If you get scared come up. I'm gonna look for something to cover the window." Roxas walked upstairs.

"B-but." Demyx looked around the room in fear then eventually calmed down enough to hear his stomach growl. Hmm. Maybe Roxas is right.

Demyx walked into the kitchen and got himself some leftover mashed potatoes. He warmed it up then carried it to the table. He placed it on the table and reached for the salt when he stepped on a piece of the mirror (Which they had evidently forgotten to clean up) and jumped causing the salt to fall over.

"Oh no." Demyx was so freaked out that he didn't notice the hand making it's way to his neck.

Okay how's that for a first chapter. If it's short then sorry. I will try to get the next chapter up by tomorrow. Review please!