Disclaimer: I do no own Ed Edd n Eddy, cause if I did I'd make Double D the smartest guy of all, Ed I'd make him a comedian(weird).Eddy I'd make him the evil Professor scam and the Kankers more appealing to others.
The Ed Collides
Chapter 1: The Door
It was a sunny day in Peach Creek, Everyone was happy except for the Eds(That is…)
"HOW COME EVERY STINKIN' SCAM FAILS? EVERYDAY'S ALWAYS THE SAME, SCAM THIS SCAM THAT, THEN WHNEVER WE GET THE SCAM RIGHT THE MONEY FALLS INTO SOME LOUSY KID'S HAND WHY? WHY CAN'T I HAVE GOOD LUCK? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!?!" Eddy screamed on the top of his lungs.
"I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation Eddy you do realize how we trick our fellow Cul-De-Sacer's everyday trying to empty their pockets to buy our sweet, loving jawbreakers, But I do think we deserve those bad luck to learn from our mistakes-"Double D was interrupted.
"Shut your mouth WILL YAA SOCKHEAD!!!" He threw Double back to the house and landed on the kitchen sink with a thud.
"oh, oh, oh I wanna go next Eddy it reminds be bout' the time the evil aliens escaped through the blood sucking zombies of the planet cert-78 in outer space as they used themselves as a catapult throwing each other to save themselves, see here in my comic volume 346 of Alien cert-78"Ed pulled out a comic and stucked it on Eddy's face, which made him mad for awhile and started shooting Ed. Ed flung high up in the air and landed the back lane. Just then Double D arrived with a wet pair of clothes "Oh Holy Mother Nature, What in the sandhills did you just do to Ed?, Eddy apologize to him right now mister !!"Double D frowned at the boy.
"Let's just go and find him I bet his fine"Eddy walked past Double D and made it to the lane.
"I'm okay"Ed called out as he tripped on a tree root.
"I'm okay"Ed called out as he tripped again
"I'm okay"Ed tripped again "I'm okay"Ed tripped again
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"I'm okay"Ed tripped again "I'm okay"Ed tripped again
"Im o-"Ed banged on tree. "Finally I thought lumpy won't shut up"Eddy complained. Suddenly Double D was frozen stiff, Eddy having noticed this went up to Double D "Hey Double D, did you find something?" Eddy asked him. Double D gave no response. Eddy tapped him on the head. "Hello, anybody home?" he asked him. Double D pointed a finger at the tree. Eddy looked and stared in confusion. On the tree it was a door .Ed walked over and also stared at the tree. His goofy grin changed to a confused frown when he saw it."What's that?" he asked curiously. He finally saw it, and realized what it was.
"It's a DIMENSIONAL PORTAL eddy it will lead us to another world!"Ed screamed with excitement and reached out to open the doorknob, suddenly two hands grabbed him by the coat "What the heck was that for Mono-Brow?"Eddy shouted at the happy boy.
"IT LEADS TO ANOTHER DIMENSION EDDY!"Ed shouted with glee."I suppose we open the door carefully Eddy"Double D held a hankercheifand placed it on the doorknob and slowwley opened it.
Then they died , just kidding they didn't don't freak me out don't review it okay!!