Disclaimer: I don't own, I have a fanfiction about it called Disclaimer (oh, look at that! It's shameless self-promotion!)

A/N: So I decided to set up a little challenge for myself by finding a random word generator and using five random words in a sort oneshot. This is my first actual story on this site (not my first fanfic, believe me); hope you enjoy!

Challenge: Use five random words in a fanfiction

Words:

Address, Spy, Attack, Cow, Parachute

Happy Reading, and may the odds be ever in your favor (you need them… this is probably going to be super cringy).

"Prongs, what're you doing?" Sirius asked, giving James a strange look. Usually, James did strange things, but he had to admit, this one was a bit weirder than usual.

James Potter was currently residing in a tree, wearing "camouflage", and using binoculars to spy on Lily Evans.

"Shh! Padfoot! I'm trying to be sneaky! If you want to talk to me, then get your bum up here and do it." James hissed.

"Prongs. Stop stalking Lily." Remus said from below.

"You don't know I'm stalking Evans. You've always got your nose stuck in some bloody book." James told him.

"So you're telling me that you're not stalking Evans?" Remus asked, flipping a page.

"No… I'm merely… observing her… from a distance… without her knowledge…" James said lamely. Did Remus not understand how important this was? James needed to find out Evans' address! No, he wasn't going to stalk her outside her house, what gave you that idea? He was simply going to… write to her…

"Where's Wormy?" Sirius questioned.

"Oh, he was testing out some charm that was supposed to give him a parachute… and you know how he is with charms… he's in the Hospital Wing." Remus told him.

"Ouch." Sirius said.

"Shut up! You'll draw attention to me! I need to blend in with my surroundings!" James hissed.

"Prongs. Wearing black doesn't make you invisible… Especially in a green tree." Sirius told him.

"You know what does make you invisible, though? An Invisibility Cloak. Boy, I sure wish Prongs had one of those…" Remus said.

"Yes… or a wand, so he didn't have to climb up that tree by himself like that." Sirius added. James crossed his arms.

"So what? Evans is a muggleborn. She'll appreciate me doing it like this." He told them.

"I'm sure she won't be able to resist your allure if you stalk her the muggle way." Remus said sarcastically.

"Shut it! She's coming over here!" James exclaimed.

"Oh, Merlin, it's Evans! Someone help me! I'm going to faint! Her emerald green eyes are just so gorgeous!" Remus teased. Sirius laughed.

"And her red hair is almost as fiery as her temper! And those freckles… she has so many of them… I tried to count them when I was stalking her once… it's impossible." Sirius added.

"I do not sound like that! Oh Merlin! She's almost here! Isn't her hair nice today?" James asked. Evans was there, in all of her Evans-y glory… James was caught so off guard by her appearance that-

"AAARRRGGGHHH!"

"Holy cow!"

"Prongs!"

"Bloody hell!"

And that was how James Potter had almost broken his neck while… observing Lily Evans.

"Potter! What the hell are you doing?!" She exclaimed. Sirius and Remus looked at each other.

"Let's get out of here before she attacks him." Remus said.

"Good plan." Sirius agreed.

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A/N: That was it! I know it was pretty short, but I hope it made you smile!