This is a present fic for TrueDespairOverlord (See? I spelt it right! Go me!) as to say sorry for failing on my promise of a valentines day fic. -_-' stupid computer viruses...
First: Fem!KuroganexFai
Warning: Swearing, mentions of sex, genderbending, minor swearing and Kurogane is OOC (A little)
Disclaimer: I can't think of anything witty or funny to say, but I do not own Tsubasa. I own my Black pants that are covered in white stuff. (Flour, from baking, god get your minds out of the gutter!)
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Kurogane POV
At last, we had landed in a world that had plentiful alcohol. The stuff was mighty good and there was many different types. Ones that would get you drunk fast, ones that would get you drunk slowly, I didn't learn all the types. I just picked out three bottles, took them to the cashier person, paid for them and went to the plae we were staying in. We had cashed in some of the things we collected from other worlds to get pay and we rented this house for a week,
"Hello, I'm home!" I called as I walked in the front door. The manjuu jumped out of my shirt and landed on the couch next to the door, I had forgotton she was with me, oh well.
"Welcome back Kuro-sama," The idiot called from the kitchen, at least it sounded like it,
"Welcome back Kurogane-san!" I heard the kids call, who also sounded like they were in the Kitchen. I took off the my boots and walked into the kitchen. I looked around, everyone was in there, the mage was drying dishes at the sink, the kids were sitting at the table. I walked over to the table and set the alcohol down, the puff ball appearing out of nowhere and snuggling up to one of the bottles.
"So what did Kuro-rin bring back for us?" The idiot asked, placing his hands and head on my shoulder.
"Che, us? I shouldn't let anyone of you drink, especially YOU mage, considering how much trouble you cause. And the kids shouldnt have any either, at least not the princess, the kid though can hold his alcohol so I'll let him drink," I stated, shaking him off my shoulder, he fake-pouted for a couple of seconds, then grabbed a bottle and tried to read what it said,
"Now...what does this say? Hmm...I've never seen this script before, have you Syaoran-kun?" He asked, holding it out to the kid, he took the bottle, looked at it for a minutes and placed it on the table. He shook his head,
"Sorry Fai-san. I have never seen that writing before. Kurogane-san? Did the person at the store tell you what it means?" I shook my head, she hadn't said anything about the alcohol I had purchased,
"She didn't say a word to me, just nodded her head with a smile on her face," I told the kid. Now that I think about it, the smile was slightly suspicious.
"Well, whatvever. Let's start with this one!" The idiot exclaimed grabbing one of the other bottles. Everyone except me cheered, great, I was going to have to deal with all of these drunks. Just my luck.
3 Hours later.
Despite my efforts, everyone still got a hold of some alcohol. It was probably the manjuu that gave them some, or the blonde idiot. I decided to just sit back and drink until they all passed out. I looked over at the princess and the mage.
"Fai-san! Look! I'm a cat! Meow~! Meow~!" The princess called out to the drunken idiot. She had folded some cloth to resemble cat ears and put them on her head. The idiot did the same. Wait, didn't they already do this in Oto? Whatever, I thought as I looked at the bottle in my hand, it was nearly empty, so I placed it on the table and grabbed the bottle that had the writing no one could read. I walked outside and sat down on the porch, putting my legs over the edge and placing the bottle next to me.
"Sakura-channnn, look at meeeeee! I'm a kitty toooo!" I heard the mage yell from inside, I shook my head, grabbed the bottle and opened it. The Cream puff came up to me and tried to steal some of my alcohol. I pushd her off saying,
"Why don't you go and drink the rest of the bottle on the table? There's more than enough for you!" I glared at her, hoping she would leave and listen to me for once.
"But Kuro-puu! I don't want too! I want to share with you!" I sighed in indignantion, grabbed her and chucked her inside, closing the door after she landed inside. I could hear her feet pad back to the door, she stopped right outside the door, I turned slightly towards the door to see what she would do. She started to bang on the door as hard as she could with her tiny hands.
"Kuro-puuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Lemme outtttttt! Pleaseeeeee?" She begged. I smirked to myself. I started to hear four seperate thumping sounds, I think she was using her ears too. Wow, she must be desperate.
"You're not getting out here. Now, go grab the bottle on the table before the idiot and the kids get it. I'd hurry, I can hear them meowing about near the table," It was fun to tease her. I heard a gasp and she hopped away. Ah, finally, some peace and quiet. I sighed and took a swig of the drink, leaned back and looked up at the stars. They were so pretty, not pretty than Fai though. What? I sat up quickly as realized what I had thought,
"What the hell?" I asked myself. "He is though. I'd tap that," I shook my head and kept drinking. I ignored the meowing and the barking I heard from inside. I didn't realize how much time had passed when I put the bottle to my lips, but nothing came out. I put the bottle down and shook it, scowling in disgust.
"Damn," I muttered and got up, almost falling over. I must been more drunk that I thought. I opened the door, having a bit of trouble turning the knob, and walked into the room. I looked over to where the kids were, the idiot and the kid were fighting with spatulas. The cream puff and the princess were both passed out on the table, I walked past them and into my room, I was going to let them deal with each other.
"Ugh, I feel like crap. What did I grab?" Was the last thing I though before passing out on my bed.
"Kurooooo-samaaaa~! Wake upppp~!" Came the annoyingly high, happy voice. It was giving me a headache, worse than I already had. The door opened before I had a chance to sit up. I put my hand over my eyes and mumbled,
"Go away, my head hurts. And so does my body. Feels like I got a weight on my chest." I waved my hand down to my chest to try and knock the cream puff off me. I didn't hit anything, except two lumpy things. I sit up confused, the idiot stops quickly and stares in shock and awe at me. Was I naked? Why was there a pulling feeling on my chest?
"Oh...Kuro-rin? Is...is....that y-you?" He asked hesistently, I give him my best glare,
"Who the hell would it be?" I growl.
"Well, uhm, why....why do you have, uhm, breasts?" I rub my eyes and look at him, he points to my chest. I put my hand on my stomach and pull it slowly upward, still looking at the idiot, who looked like he would pass out and fall over at any minute. My hand stops when it touchs skin, my skin. I look down, confused. What I see isn't my abs. It's a pair of breasts, like the mage had said.
"AGHH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I scream, snapping the mage out of his shock. He runs over to me and pulls the blanket onto my naked upper body. He puts his arms around me and shushs me. I open my mouth and close it again.
"What? What was that scream?" Syaoran came running into the room, he stopped when he saw the mage hugging me, "Kur...oga..ne-san? F-fai-san? What's going on?" He asks confused. The idiot let go of me, making sure the blanket hid my breasts, he walked over to the kid, smiling
"Oh, nothing Syaoran. I climbed in next to Kuro-puu to surprise him because he wasn't awake yet." Well that was actually a good lie. Bastard had experince with lying quickly. At least he used it for a good reason this time,
"Why were you-" The blonde cut Syaoran off by saying,
"Now now, Syaoran-kun, go make sure Sakura-chan and Mokona are up. I will deal with Kuro-tan." I shivered when he said "deal with". I was afraid of what he was going o do. He almost pushed the kid out of the room, closed the door and locked it. He turned to me, with a smile on his face. I didn't like it one bit. I clutched the blankets closer to myself as he walked closer to me.
"Kuro-tan...what happened? Why do you have breasts? Wait, stand up!" He was moving around so fast in his questions I couldn't keep up. He stared at me imploring me to stand up. Not wanting to try anything while in this shape I stood up, clutching the blankets to my chest. He put his hand on his face,
"With out the blanket, Kuro-silly!" He started to pull the blankets off,
"W-why?" I asked, not wanting to show my body to him,
"Aww, do you not want to show me your body Kuro-shy?" He asked, smiling, I blushed, looking away. He took advantage of my distraction and stripped the blankets away. I screamed and jumped onto the bed, trying to hide in the other blankets. I heard something I had never heard from the wizard. It was a huge loud sigh of indignantion,
"Kuro-tan, we can do this the easy way, which is you just showing me your body, or the hard way, which is me coming over there and dragging you out!" He yelled at me, voice cold and mean. It actually scared me, not that I would ever say that. I gingerly stood up, and turned to face him. I turned my face away not only because I was embarassed, I was also ashamed of my actions. I peeked over to look at the mage, who had his hand on his chin, looking me over.
"Well, Kuro-sama, you are indeed a woman." A woman? I blinked and looked down, past the breasts that had materialized on my chest, to see that I was missing a very important appendage. I blinked and put my hands my hands on my legs.
"What is it? Why are you so shocked?" The mage asked after seeing my confused look, "Wait, don't tell me. A man like you....have...never seen a naked woman before? Never?" He asked incredously. I shook my head no. I had never seen a woman naked before, only the other ninjas in Nihons Ninjas Army when we all went to the bath.
"No....I haven't," Then something struck me, "Have YOU seen a naked woman before?" I asked him,
"Indeed I have. I made Chi, who is female. Sometimes Sakura-chan needed some help getting dressed and undressed and I would help her." He explained with a hint of smugness in his voice. I sat down on the bed, grabbing the blanket from the mage. He walked towards the door,
"I'll be back, Kuro-woman. I'm going to grab you some clothes. And tell the children you aren't feeling well," He told me, I simply nodded. I laid back on the bed and sighed, placing my hand over my eyes. How the hell did the mage see a naked woman before me? I never had any interest in peoples bodies. I know woman had breasts, but I didn't know they didn't have one of those. My parents never did teach me about how I was made anyway, they never got a chance too. So how? How were kids made?
"Argh! I wish someone would tell me how kids were made! I'm so damn confused!" I yelled out loud in frustration.
"I can help with that. I can tell you, but even better I can show you how kids are made," I jumped at the sudden appearnce of the mage. I sat up and saw him smiling, he had a pile of clothes in his arms.
"What?" I ask, confused by what he said. Help with what? I wondered,
"You said you wanted someone to tell you how kids were made." I nodded at his words, "I can not only tell you, I can show you. How you make kids."
"Ok, you mean with pictures?" I asked, thinking he was going to draw a picture of how kids were made. He scoffed and smirked. He walked over and sat down on the bed next to me, putting his one hand on my face and his other on my thigh, I felt my face heat up at his touch.
"No...I mean, show you like how you're parents made you. Only if you want to though." He put his head near my face, smiling slightly. My breathing hitched as he moved his hand up my thigh. Did he mean...sex? I heard some of the other ninjas talk about it, but never paid them any mind.
"Uhm...s-su-ure F-fai, I-I w-would." I could barely talk. He smirked and kissed me on the lips while pushing me down on the bed.
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Nope, this ain't a smut fic. No sex desceription. You people should KNOW how sex works. At least, I hope you do...
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Syaoran POV
Fai-san had said that Kurogane-san was sick and needed his care, but I wonder what they were doing that would cause so much noise? All the banging and bouncing. I think I heard some moans and grunting...wait. Wait a second, I thought, stopping in my tracks. They weren't doing what I thought they were doing...
...were they?
They weren't having 'intercourse' as my father told me. They couldn't be. They were both men, unless I really did see breasts on Kurogane-san. Maybe I should have told them what the label on the alcohol said. It had said 'Sex xChange' I didn't know how to tell them, so I pretended I didn't know. I shook my head and looked for the princess,
"Sakura-hime? Where are you?" I asked after noticing she wasn't near me. "Hime?" I asked, walking towards where the rooms were. I found her standing outside Kurogane-sans room, she was standing outside, looking worried.
"I hear moaning and I'm worried. I also heard Fai-san saying 'It's ok Kurgs, it's supposed to bleed when I put it in' and 'This goes into that hole', but I don't hear Kurogane-san in there. I only hear Fai-san and a female voice. Syaoran, what do we do?" She asked me with a clearly worried look. I blushed a little, yep Kurogane-san was a woman. Yep he and Fai-san were doing exactly what I thought,
"Syaoran...?" Sakura-hime asked after I didn't give a response, I shook my head and put my hands on her shoulders, leading her away.
"Let's leave them alone for awhile. I'm certain Fai-san knows what he's doing." He knows exactly what he's doing, I added in my head. "Let's make some food because I am certain they will need it afterwards." I told Sakura-hime, she smiled and nodded.
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Kuro POV
"So that's how kids are made. I never woulda known," I blushed a little, "Thank you, Fai...for showing me...I appreciate it." I told him quietly, getting dressed in the clothes he brought. A dark red V-neck T-shirt and black pair of pants. He turned to me, smirking,
"Anytime Kuro-sama. I'm glad to help. I liked being on top for once." He said micheaveously.
"YOU WERE ONLY ON TOP BECAUSE I WAS A WOMAN! IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! AND MY NAME IS KUROGANE YOU BASTARD!" I yelled at him.
"Well, I'm glad you're acting like your self again. I wasn't sure if I liked the quiet side of you," He stated walking out of the room laughing.
"I WAS ONLY QUIET BECAUSE I WAS IN SHOCK!" I yelled at him again, he stuck his head back in the room with a black thing in his hand, he tossed it to me,
"I thought you might need this." I caught it and looked at it in confusion. It was a cloth thing that had straps on it with two round, cup-like things in the middle.
"Need help?" He asked me, laughing at my confused look. I nodded and handed it to him. He caught it and walked over to me. He took my shirt off and put the thing on, we both blushed when he grabbed my breast and placed it in the cup. He reached behind my back and did the clasp up.
"There you go." He said and walked out. I followed him out and almost laughed when I caught the puff ball and kids expressions.
I'm sorry it was so long ._.
This was the longest to write. Took me TWO days. TWO. D:
I woulda been done sooner, except for the fact MY DAD was sitting right NEXT to me and I couldn't write this with him THERE.