Disclaimer
I own Stargate Atlantis.It belongs to me.All the characters-MINE.Also,I wrote Free Bird...Just Kidding.I wiish they were though.We'd play Boggle.
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Rodney McKay walks into the stargate jelly mould thing and into a dimension of llamas!John Sheppard walks in too!
"Holy cow,Rodney McKay,it's a dimension of llamas"
"OMFG You're right!",replied Rodney McKay
"Do a lot of people make fun of you by calling you McGay?",enquired John Sheppard
"No...why,John Sheppard,would you ever want to say such mean and hurtful things?",responded Rodney McKay
"Well,it'd be pretty fu-hehehehehehe!Look!That llama is eating a leaf",said John Sheppard
"OMFG!That's no leaf!It's...leaves",said Rodney McKay
"Leaves?The plural?",asked John Sheppard,shivering in his boots(if,indeed,he wears boots)
"Yes dot dot dot,plural,dot dot dot",said Rodney McKay
"You dont actually say 'dot dot dot',what you do is-you pause for a brief second",said John Sheppard
"Oh...hey,thats much better!",said Rodney McKay with glee
"So...uh...",said John Sheppard
"What?",said Rodney McKay
"Iloveyou",muttered John Sheppard
"What was that?",Rodney McKay said as he turned off his iPod(he was playing the DEVO classic,"Through Being Cool")
"Nothing",said John Sheppard
"Hey,I have an idea!Let's go party with the llamas!",said Rodney McKay
"Oooooh,that is shweet",said John Sheppard
"Yeah it'll be so much...no,no...lets not...I lost my excitement",said Rodney McKay weerily
Richie goes to see if weerily is a word-it is,but I don't know what it means
Later that day,dot dot dot
"So,if you could kick one member of the Jimi Hendrix Experience's ass,who would it be?",asked Rodney McKay
"Probably Jimi Hendrix",replied John Sheppard
"Oh,ok",responded Rodney McKay
"Man I am bored",said John Sheppard."If only we hadn't broken the stargate jelly mould thing.."
"Through Being Cool,eliminate the ninnies and the twits",sang Rodney McKay
"Turn off that iPod",said John Sheppard."It's making you look all weird.Like those ads.If this website let me put pictures up,I could illustrate it more-but I cant"
"Oh,ok...sorry",Rodney McKay turns off his iPod.
"Oh,no-another evil intergalactic mythical being!",screamed John Sheppard
"Let's cause it harm!",yelled Rodney McKay
"Yes,let's!",responded John Sheppard
"BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER"
"Hoozah",said Rodney McKay."The Day is saved"
"Yay",said John Sheppard"Yay,indeed"
"So,uh,like-now that we've defeated that evil intergalactic mythical being,what should we do now?",asked Rodney McKay
"I dunno...suicide?",responded John Sheppard
"What was that?",asked Rodney McKay
"Nothing",replied John Sheppard
"How about we play cars!",Rodney McKay said with glee
"YEAH!",shouted John Sheppard!"Vrooooooom"
"Vroooooooooooooooooooom,Vroooooooooooooooooooom,Vroooooooooooooooom,Vroooooooooooooooooooooom,Vrooooooooooooooooooom"
THE END
Remember,its YOU the reader that makes Stargate Atlantis what it is today-unfortunately,I dont know what it is today because I dont watch it-but I'm sure you're very proud