The Whimsical Adventure of N
Have you ever flown around the world on a giant Zekrom? I have. In fact, it's what I'm doing right now. Hi, my name's N Harmonia. Don't ask about my weird name, my dad kinda hates me. It shows in the name, right? Anyway, as I said, I'm writing to you from a giant Zekrom, my... good friend. You're probably wondering, "Hey N, why are you writing to me, an insignificant trainer?"
Well I'll tell you! Being on a Zekrom in the great sky is really exciting at first and all, but there's not much scenery beyond the clouds an' such. Sure, talking to a great big black dragon might seem interesting to some, but Zekrom hasn't really talked to anyone for about 2000 years and he's a bit... damaged after taking one-too-many Fusion Flares to the face. Our first conversation told me everything I needed to know.
Me: Hello, my name's N, I'm a hero and I've come to capture you! In a good way. Cause I am your friend.
Zekrom: ...
Me: Nice to meet you?
Zekrom: ... Do you like ideals?
Me: Yes! I have a particular ideal with Team Plasma to-
Zekrom: I LIKE YOU NOW! YOU GOOD YOU LIKE IDEALS UNLIKE THAT DARN RESHIRAM HE SO MEAN I BEEN AFTER HIM FOR LIKE AGES IT WAS IT WAS IT WAS-
Maybe Legendary Pokemon are legendary because all the other pokemon found them annoying and commited mass genocide. I wouldn't blame them. I guess being a human isn't as bad as I thought...
Anyway, I'm gonna finish up this journal today. Feel free to join me next time, when I reveal how I managed to find a pen and paper 30,000 feet above ground!