Xigbar was not one to get annoyed very easily, but today, even one of the most bothersome members of Organization XIII was irritated. Marluxia was googling his name and complaining every two seconds about false rumors about him and Sephiroth.
"Oh, come on! EVERYONE knows that Cloud and Sephie are cannon!"
"SHUT UP, MARLY!"
"MAKE ME, zebra head!"
Just then, Xemnas stuck his head in the door.
"Zebra? Who said zebra? I LOVE zebras!"
Saïx gasped.
"I love zebras, too! We should have a zebra-themed party, and every nobody should come!"
Xemnas then gave him what started out as a high-five and ended up as a smack in the face. Saïx just stared at him with a half-drunk expression.
"We need a pet zebra, Superior. We should name it Riku."
"Yay!"
Number One and Number Seven then skipped out of the room, knocking over a fish tank in the process. The poor fish flapped around for about five seconds before it died.
Number Nine came rushing into the room.
"My fish-in-danger and water-on-the-ground senses! They were right!" He screamed, kneeling down near his beloved fish.
"It's okay, Bob! I'll build a grave for you. And since Marluxia didn't watch over you like he said he would, I'll use the flowers in his garden to decorate your grave!"
He picked up the fish and ran out of the room before Number Eleven could object and freak out.
Marluxia stopped googling and ran out of the room after Demyx.
"DON'TYOUDARETOUCHTHOSEGODDAMNFLOWERS!"
But it was too late. When Marluxia arrived at his place of refuge, his only peaceful spot, his heaven on the World That Never Was, his… okay, his garden, what he found wasn't a garden.
It was a water-soaked mud puddle with one flower left.
Marluxia screamed at the top of his lungs as he flopped down into the mud.
"I SHOULD'VE BEEN A FASHION GURU!"