Chapter 1: Wanna See a Magic Trick?
"ha hoo heh ha hoo heh ha ha ha ha" said the Joker smiling
"And I thought my jokes were bad..." he drawled.
Suddenly a Koopa Troopa Squadron leader shot up.
"Tell me why I should not have me boy here I pull your head off..." he asked menacingly
"How about a magic trick" said the Joker as he slammed a pencil into the table, "I'm going to make this pencil, dissappear..."
The Koopa Troopa leader motioned to one of the Koopas and as the moved to intercept him the Joker flipped the Koopa over and slammed the pencil into the Koopas skull instantly killing it.
Everyone at this table suddenly was paying attention.
"Let's wind the clocks back a year, none of these Toads would have dared to cross any of you... So what happened your balls drop off.. Hmmmm..."
"As for the television's so called plan, Mario has no jurisdiction, he'll find him and make him squeal, I know a squealer when I see one"
The television was promptly shut off.
"A guy like me..."
"Freak!" yelled one of the Koopas
"A guy like me... You know I know why you have these group therapy sessions in broad daylight... I know why you dont want to go out at night... Mario!"
"What do you propose we do..." asked Bowser.
"It's simple we kill Mario..."