Hi! Welcome to my first ever fanfiction! Here's a guide to what to expect:

Heroine: Tamashi/Dawna

My OC: Hikari

"Talking"

'Thinking'

(Me commenting)

And I apologize if it's terrible, I'm not used to writing fanfiction yet. Now my loyal OC, disclaimer, pleeze!

Hikari: Ninjacat doesn't own Pokemon because if she did, Pokemon Conquest would be an anime.

Me: Yeeeeessssssshhhhhh. Make it happen, Mr. Producer!

My dad-the Warlord- is currently away helping an old couple who lives on an island off the coast of Greenleaf, so that means I'm in charge of Aurora for a week while he's gone. Which also means I'm gonna invite all the other Warlords over for a week-long-get-together-party and completely trash the castle, then burn myself out trying to clean it all up within a few hours so my dad won't find out. Right now I'm balancing on a very unstable ladder, trying to get the lantern string just right. I was doing very well until…

"PRINCESS TAMASHI! I HAVE DELIVERED THE INVITATIONS, JUST AS YOU ASKED!"

"Eeeaaarrggghh!" I fell off the ladder, crashing to the really hard floor. I don't know what hurt more, my butt or my eardrums. "Thanks, but could you tone it down a few notches?" "OH. Ah, yes I will, Princess Tamashi. I'll leave you to your decorating, then." The armor-clad male warrior marched out of the large entry-hall. His Pansage broke its salute and followed its master. My Eevee came over and nuzzled me, checking if I was alright. I sighed.

"Eevee, I just thought of something. If Saturday's April 1st, everyone will be pranking each other, making a bigger mess than usual. And if Dad keeps up that annoying habit of cutting his trips a day short… well, I don't think it'll be as easy as last time."

Oichi came rushing in, clutching Jigglypuff so hard I thought the poor little pink Pokemon was going to explode. "Mistress Dawna!" She looked terrified. "Lord Hideyoshi is here!" "What?! Already? Crud!" I jumped up and followed her out of the castle, not even bothering not to call me 'mistress.'

I barely made it a few inches before the Lovesick Lord snatched me in a passionate hug, which I firmly pushed away. "Why are you here already?" I made my voice drip with poison, but he wasn't affected.

"M'Lady, I have heard your cry for help, and come running! Let's hope it's just like the last party, no?" He raised an eyebrow flirtedly. (I don't care if it's not a real word, IT FITS!)

"Ugh. Defiantly no." I shuddered, trying to erase that horrible moment from my memory. "But since you came early, here's a list of herbs and berries I still need. There's a forest behind the castle. Go knock yourself out." Only I really meant it. "W-what? You want me to help you with a chore?!" Hideyoshi stared at the list in my hand, wondering why I would ask the most important, noble, powerful, and handsome Warlord('in his own world') to do servant's work.

"That's why you came early, right? To assist my cry for help? You're so noble and powerful-'Ack. Using the suck-up technique on Hideyoshi. I can't believe I could stoop so low. I'm gonna barf.'-that it shouldn't be a problem. Right? I'll be crushed if you say no." I made my lip quiver and eyes tear up, but that's as far as I can go concerning my terrible acting. I still managed to break down his defenses, and he snatched the list, grumbled, "C'mon Infernape," and followed his fire Pokemon into the forest.

"Whew! Glad He's gone," I said to Oichi, who nodded in silent agreement. I turned to go back in the castle, but was stopped by the sound of running footsteps. "What is it now?" I grumbled, turning back around. Mitsunari, Mitsunori, and Kiyosama collapsed in a heap at my feet, gasping for breath. "Wha-" I started, but they cut me off. "Keiji...stuck...needs...help," Mitsunari panted. I started to get a really bad feeling. "Show me. After you catch your breath, of course." I corrected myself after Oichi shot me a pitiful glance.

So that's the first chapter! I hope you liked it. Also, the references to another party is to another story that takes place before this one, but I haven't gotten around to write it yet. Ideas would also help. Sorry it's so short. Hopefully the next chapter'll be longer. Wait...do you think it's short? 'Cause it seems short to me. Anyway, CHOW!