-1Okay, this is something new for me. I've never once written a story on Teen Titans. I don't own any part to Teen Titans or any other franchise I mention in this story. Just in case you are reading this, thank you Blue Titan for making a story that encouraged me to right this one. Everyone thank Blue Titan for giving me inspiration for killing ours of my time to type this.
"…" Talking
'…' Thinking
Chapter 1: New Powers? Yay!
"LET GO!"
"NO YOU LET GO!"
"I CALLED FIRST!"
"I JUST BOUGHT IT!"
Several crashes are heard as Beast Boy and Cyborg fight over Beast Boy's latest game: Super Fight Gore Fest 2.
"Oh friends, please do not fight over the playing of the game. We all wish to play sometime!" Starfire hovered over the two as they tussled.
"We all will play just as soon as Beast Boy gives it to me!"
"No way dude! I bought this with the money I saved up for the past month. I'm going to be the first to try it!"
The two continued to fight as Starfire hovered above them. Robin had detached himself from the conflict before it had even started and was in the midst of fixing a sandwich, just to go back and watch the fight. Raven was leaning on the counter next to him.
"You know, if we had cages to put them in, it'd be much more peaceful."
Raven smirked slightly at the picture of Beast Boy and Cyborg in two small cages, whimpering like sad puppies.
"I know, but isn't this what makes the day funny?" Robin said taking a bite out of his turkey and cheese sandwich.
"No, it just makes me wish the day would end quicker." She spoke in her usual I-Don't-Give-A-Damn monotone.
She returned her gaze to the two fighting. Beast Boy held the game in the air smiling triumphantly, and standing on a crate that said winner, as Cyborg was on his knees with a thunder storm cloud pouring on him. Starfire hovered near him, poking at the thundercloud.
"Alright! Time to play Super Fight Gore Fest 2!"
He put the disc into the game. He pushed the on button and waited for the game to get to the title screen. The company advertisements came on. Gamestation inc. A Die Titans production.
"Dude, what the hell?" Beast Boy exclaimed at the second advertisement. Cyborg had seen it also.
"Maybe just a coincidence."
The ads continued. No more appeared like that one. Then the title screen appeared. Two characters that looked like they were from a cartoon slammed a fist into each others face, causing them both to lose some blood. The blood splatted on the T.V screen where the title of the game appeared.
"Here we go!" Beast Boy said preparing to push the start button. When he did, the screen went black. Then a voice called out.
"Hello Titans!"
"Dude, that is so not cool!"
On the screen appeared a plump man with orange hair that was balding.
"Control Freak!"
"That's right! Now it's…hey what are you doing?"
He looked at Beast Boy get up and walk towards the opposite end of the long couch. He picked up the remote. Control Freak planted his face against the television glass.
"No, don't do it! I'll be trapped in cyber space for ever!"
Beast Boy merely aimed the remote at the T.V and clicked the off button. The screen, along with Control Freak went blank. Beast Boy walked over to the game, opened it, and took the disc out. He tossed it in the air and tried to transform into a T-Rex to swallow it. Instead, a bolt of lightning shot from his hand and disintegrated the disc.
Raven, Robin, Cyborg, and Starfire all stared together at what they just saw. Beast Boy stared at his hand in complete shock.
"Dude!" He exclaimed happily.
"How did you…" Robin asked still completely bewildered.
"Beast Boy just fired the bolt of lightning from his hands. Is that normal for earth boys?"
"Just as normal as Willy Wonka selling broccoli." Cyborg said, still staring at Beast Boy.
"Oh, well then all is fine with Beast Boy!" She said happily. Cyborg then commenced to explaining who Willy Wonka was.
Raven had not even attempted to hide her surprise. Then she thought something that she would never admit in her life.
'That was cool.' her only thoughts. Not even how he did it. Just the sight of him sending a flash of lightning like that was cool.
"B.B, we need to check that out!" Cyborg said quickly giving up trying to explain Willy Wonka to Starfire. (She now thought he was some kind of fairy that beat up kids if they ate candy.)
He led them all to his room. He put Beast Boy on a flatbed and hooked some wires up to him.
"Is this going to hurt?" He asked.
"Not us." Cyborg replied putting his hand on a red switch.
"Oh, okay…wait, wha-" Cyborg flipped the switch.
An electrical current was sent into Beast Boy making him shake as he was electrocuted. Cyborg flipped the switch again and the electric currents stopped. Beast Boy's hair stood on end and he smelled like burnt toast.
"What do ya know…that wasn't painful at all!" he collapsed to the floor.
Cyborg turned to a monitor and looked at it.
"No way! You guys have got to see this!"
They all crowded around the monitor. What looked like strands of DNA were zipping around the screen and tangling themselves with large red and yellow bubbles.
"I do not understand what it is we are looking at." Starfire said innocently.
Cyborg pulled down a screen with a picture of beast Boy on it and several arrows. All of a sudden he had a graduation hat on and a teaching stick in his hand. Starfire, Raven, and Robin were all at desk.
"Ahem, class. If you look here," He pointed to the drawn outline of Beast Boy with arrows going throughout it. "Beast Boy's DNA and molecular makeup lets him transform into any animal of his choice." He pointed at an arrow leading out of the Beast Boy diagram. "By doing this, he releases beast energy around him, making his outer appearance change." He pulled down a screen depicting the same thing just with arrows going both in and out of the Beast Boy picture.
"However, according to my scan, mass amounts of energy have been entering Beast Boy, more energy than he is releasing. Every time he tries to release energy, the energy coming in blocks a little more of the energy going out."
He looked at the three to see Robin holding a piece of paper out to Raven and Raven trying to grab it without Cyborg noticing. Cyborg walked in front of them. Raven looked away and whistled as Robin tried to hide the note.
"Give it here."
Robin reluctantly gave it to him. He read it.
The teacher is totally hot.
Cyborg looked at Robin.
"Dude, that's just disturbing."
"I didn't write it."
Cyborg threw the note away and kept going with the lecture.
" As I was saying, the energy going into Beast Boy is elemental energy, from the Earth. That is why Beast Boy was able to shoot that lightning bolt. However, he may not be able to transform into animals anymore if his energy intake continues. Any questions?"
All three rose their hands. "None? Good." Everything returned to normal.
"Okay, I get that but why is he taking in elemental energy? How?" Robin asked.
"Every time he shapes shifts his molecular density lessens. This allows more of the energy and molecules that surround us to get inside of him."
"Dude, that is wicked awesome!" Beast Boy exclaimed, just waking up from the electric shock. "It is wicked awesome, right?"
"Actually, yes! Besides not being able to turn into as many animals as before, there is nothing else wrong with you!" Cyborg said.
"Great. Beast Boy can shoot lightning bolts from his hands so can we move on with our lives now." Raven asked still in her I-Don't-Give-A-Damn monotone. She left the room, having learned what she wanted. She hid the fact that knowing that he could shoot bolts of lightning out his hands made Beast Boy a lot more attractive to her for some reason.
"This is cool!" Beast Boy started making his hands spark.
"I'll be like Static Shock, or Paris Hilton."
"Not Paris Hilton."
"Why not?"
"Nothing she does is shocking anymore."
Cyborg typed on his computer.
"B.B, if this is right, then you should have control of more than just electricity. We are going to practice with your new powers…what the hell are you doing?"
Beast Boy was watching the Paris Hilton video.
"You were right. Nothing she does is shocking anymore."
Starfire was next to him.
"That looks very interesting. Maybe I should stick things into my area of the vagina."
Robin's eyes grew wide and he quickly threw a bird boomerang into the T.V.
"Oops." He grabbed Starfire by the arm and drug her from the room.
"Robin! I wanted to see what would occupy the between her legs next!"
Her cries to watch soon faded.
"You ready to test those powers, B.B?"
"Yeah, let's do this."
This was a rushed chapter since at this very moment I'm tired as ever. I didn't mean to get too wild with the gags but they seemed to funny to pass by. If you like the story, say so and I'll keep typing. If not, then this is the end of the fic before the Raven x Beast Boy even starts because I have two other stories I need to finish.