Author's Note: Haha I decided to end my 9 month hiatus with an idea that just "So Random"ly popped outta my head. *Ba dum tsss* Lame I know. Well, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please review Xox -mellow to the yellow
21 Reasons Why I Hate Sonny Munroe
by Chad Dylan Cooper
1. She's angered me to the point where I am actually making a list about it.
2. Because I'm Chad Dylan Cooper, and Chad Dylan Cooper does whatever he wants.
3. She's a Random, enough said.
4. Who doesn't like Mackenzie falls?
5. She thinks she can throw her own prom and not invite yours truly?
6. The Random cast itself… -shivers-
7. She beat me at musical chairs…NO ONE beats Chad Dylan Cooper at musical chairs.
8. That annoying cackle of hers.
9. The fact that I think that annoying cackle of hers is cute.
10. Stupid cute.
11. Ever since she joined So Random, their views have gone up…she's not that special.
12. Maybe she is.. WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING? PULL IT TOGETHER CDC!
13. No one is that bubbly.
14. She gets me so riled up, and that wastes a lot of my energy.
15. I always end up in every one of her schemes.
16. She about ruined my reputation on that darn reality show.
17. She also made SELENA GOMEZ back out on my movie. Not cool bruhh.
18. Stupid pretty hair.
19. What is with the cow ringtone?
20. I hate how even after listing all these things down, I can't bring myself to hate her..
21. …crap.