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A/N: Hey people! This is my first attempt at a Harry Potter fic! Yea! I know it isn't exactly a "Harry Potter" fic, as it's a James and Lily fic, but oh well! It's going to be another of those l/h fics. At least I think it will. Heheh. Me haven't really got much planned for this story's future so feel free so send in your suggestions! Me will be very gratefull for them! Me need ideas! Please lend me your big squishy brains! Just kiddin.anyway I hope you like it! Please review it and tell me if you liked it of hated it! Lolz!
Oh! Another thing! Have you all read the new H.P book???? It is sooo good! Even though someone dies, and I won't say who, because it ruins it for people who haven't read it! I think it kind of makes sense. I mean it's really sad! Me cried when I waz reading it, but hey I can live with it! Damn J.K Rowling is a genious! Wish I had her brain! LoL( okok, I'll shut up now so you can get to the story! Don't forget Review!
Audience: Finally! We thought she'd never shut up!
HEY!
Chapter 1
"JAMES POTTER!" cried a very angry Lily Evans, who had a gigantic Vulture topped hat upon her head. "TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW!"
"What" asked James innocently, fighting down his laughter as he witnessed Lily struggle to take the enormous hat off her head, which held tight as though with super glue.
"HOW DARE YOU TRANSFIGURE MY BEANIE INTO A UNLY HAT, WITH A DEAD, STUFFED VULTURE ON IT! And REMOVE the gluing charm OFF MY HAIR!" She shrieked.
Most of the people on platform 9¾ watched the pair with more than a hint of amusement.
"Lily darling, what a wonderful hat you've acquired over the holidays! I didn't know you went for that sort of thing!" Smirked Sirius Black, a tall youth, with brown hair and grey eyes.
"James old boy! How were you're holidays! Mine were absolutely spiffing!" Said Sirius walking over to a boy with messy black hair and clear blue eyes.
James grinned in reply.
Lily scowled at the both of them and repeated, taking a deep breath to calm herself down, "James, take off the spell now.Or you'll be sorry you stupid dung brained git."
"Ahh, that's not very nice, is it?" Said James airily.
"James you fucking ass-" Began Lily
"Hey everyone!" Said Annabelle Fig, a brown eyed brunette, running over to join her three friends. "Can you believe it we're sixth years! How were everyone's holidays? Hey Lily what's with the hat?"
With that Lily's temper snapped and she pulled out her wand and cursed James.
"Inflatio" she muttered, pointing her wand at James's nose. Within second his nose began to blow up as though with air and became the size of his hand. It looked kind of plasticy, as it was now filled with air.
James who had been totally unprepared for this looked at Lily completely surprised for a minute. Then realising what she had done he swore.
"What the Fuck! You dick!" He cried angrily, though looking extremely funny, as he huffed slightly and his gigantic nose blew out some steam.
Sirius who had been talking to James was now clutching his sides, crying with laughter.
"Lily that was brilliant!" He cried.
Annabelle looked at Lily surprised and slightly confused.
"Lily, reverse the inflation charm, now" Said James not seeing the funny side of things. Probably due to his huge nose which was blocking his view, and he had to tip his head down to see over it.
Lily grinned and said, "Not before you remove this Gluing charm off my head, and transfigure my beanie back."
Annabelle looked at her friend, who was average height, with long red hair and sparkling emerald green eyes. She choked back her own laughter at the sight of those two. Lily with the hat and James with his nose.
But Annabelle wasn't surprised by the way the two of them were acting. It was a common known fact, at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry that James Potter and Lily Evans didn't always get along. Although the two of them hung out in the same group consisting of Annabelle herself otherwise known as Belle, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus Loopin another fellow Gryffindor with brown hair and baby blue eyes, Clare who had blond hair and brown eyes, and Peter Pettigrew, a short and rather chubby boy.
Together the seven of them were very good friends. Though they all had a reputation for playing pranks and the occasional fight as is expected with friends.
The boys however took this one step further. Although the girls usually joined them in pranks, they sometimes did some that were well, down right dangerous. Most didn't care as it was Slytherins that got the short end of the stick. But the boys were generally closer to each other, as were the girls.
Now this generation of Prankster were called the Marauders. Consisting of Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail. They were known only to their close friend as James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Loopin and Peter Pettigrew.
But surprisingly, out of the seven James and Lily were the only ones that didn't get along very well. Well, more so enjoyed torturing each other for the other ones pleasure.
Belle shrugged inwardly, thinking "Hey what can you do? Every group has its faults."
She was however disrupted by her thoughts when Remus came running down to meet them.
"Hey everyone, James, have you done something new?" Asked Remus his lip slightly twitching with the repressed smile. "I think the new look really suits you!"
James just scowled in reply. But Sirius however who had finally regained his composure burst into another round of laughter clutching his sides in pain.
"Stop. Stop, my stomach hurts!"
James uttered something under his breath and reversed the spell on Lily's hat and hair. She smiled in victory and undid the inflatio curse upon his nose.
With that the four of them dragged a still laughing Sirius to an empty compartment down the train.
After a while when Sirius had finally shut up and James and Remus had started playing a game of exploding snap, Clare and Peter joined them.
A shrill whistle echoed into the air and the Hogwarts express lurched out of Kings cross station. They were streaming down the country side when Lily, who lived with Muggles, asked the others what had been happening with the Quidditch World cup.
Sirius looked up happily, "England beat Spain 350-150. We're into the semi finals! I reckon we have a good chance this time. Ireland is playing against Bulgaria, and we'll play against the winner in the semis. I think Ireland'll win. After all have you seen the Bulgarian team? They're pretty slow, but I guess they make up what they lack in brain with size!"
Soon after that the talk turned to Quidditch as three among them were on the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Sirius was the keeper, Lily was a chaser and James was the seeker. And the rest of them were huge supporters.
Around mid-day, as they were speeding well past green farms and country settings a Witch in her late forties came by with the trolley as she did every year, filled with delicious wizarding snacks and lollies.
"Anything off the trolley dears?" She asked smiling slightly, as James and Sirius were her best customers.
The two boys smiled and greeted the old witch.
"We'll have the lot!" Cried Sirius.
"Now you know I can't sell you the lot." She said.
James sighed over-dramatically and said, " Alas! We know. But you can't blame us for trying! As we do every year!"
Lily rolled her eyes, watching the antics of the two. She was feeling really hungry at the moment as she hadn't had a proper chance to eat breakfast before she left home. Petunia had had another of her fits, as she claimed to have lost her new Stinksworth (The Boarding school she attended) Prefects badge.
How Petunia ever became a Prefect was a total mystery to Lily, after all she was nothing but a blabber mouth and nosy git. However Prissy Petunia had thrown a hisy fit and had insisted the whole family help her look for it.
The search for the missing badge had nearly caused Lily to miss the train, as she had been running late. She suspected that that was what Petunia had been aiming at.
Lily had however finally managed to get her parents at Kings cross station.
Lily pushed her way past the two boys and bought her food.
"Well that wasn't very polite" said Sirius acting horrified, when Lily sat back down with her purchases.
She merely looked up at the other boy and grinned.
The rest of them then bought their purchases, and soon their compartment was busy with what everyone had been doing over the holidays, and the swapping of Bertie Botts every flavoured jelly beans, Drooble Best blowing gum, Chocolate Frogs and much more.
They had a few visitors as well, as Frank Longbottom, a very good friend of theirs and a fellow Gryffindor dropped by to say hello. He was accompanied by his girlfriend Marie Clearwater.
By the time the train finally lurched to a stop, and everyone clambered off the train in their school robes which they had changed into on the train, it was raining heavily.
"Looks like a bit of rain," commented Clare looking at the dark purple sky, with flashes of thunder streaking through the sky.
"Talk about an understatement," muttered James, running towards the carriages that would take them up to the Castle.
A/N: Hey how did ya'll like that? Review!
A/N: Hey people! This is my first attempt at a Harry Potter fic! Yea! I know it isn't exactly a "Harry Potter" fic, as it's a James and Lily fic, but oh well! It's going to be another of those l/h fics. At least I think it will. Heheh. Me haven't really got much planned for this story's future so feel free so send in your suggestions! Me will be very gratefull for them! Me need ideas! Please lend me your big squishy brains! Just kiddin.anyway I hope you like it! Please review it and tell me if you liked it of hated it! Lolz!
Oh! Another thing! Have you all read the new H.P book???? It is sooo good! Even though someone dies, and I won't say who, because it ruins it for people who haven't read it! I think it kind of makes sense. I mean it's really sad! Me cried when I waz reading it, but hey I can live with it! Damn J.K Rowling is a genious! Wish I had her brain! LoL( okok, I'll shut up now so you can get to the story! Don't forget Review!
Audience: Finally! We thought she'd never shut up!
HEY!
Chapter 1
"JAMES POTTER!" cried a very angry Lily Evans, who had a gigantic Vulture topped hat upon her head. "TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW!"
"What" asked James innocently, fighting down his laughter as he witnessed Lily struggle to take the enormous hat off her head, which held tight as though with super glue.
"HOW DARE YOU TRANSFIGURE MY BEANIE INTO A UNLY HAT, WITH A DEAD, STUFFED VULTURE ON IT! And REMOVE the gluing charm OFF MY HAIR!" She shrieked.
Most of the people on platform 9¾ watched the pair with more than a hint of amusement.
"Lily darling, what a wonderful hat you've acquired over the holidays! I didn't know you went for that sort of thing!" Smirked Sirius Black, a tall youth, with brown hair and grey eyes.
"James old boy! How were you're holidays! Mine were absolutely spiffing!" Said Sirius walking over to a boy with messy black hair and clear blue eyes.
James grinned in reply.
Lily scowled at the both of them and repeated, taking a deep breath to calm herself down, "James, take off the spell now.Or you'll be sorry you stupid dung brained git."
"Ahh, that's not very nice, is it?" Said James airily.
"James you fucking ass-" Began Lily
"Hey everyone!" Said Annabelle Fig, a brown eyed brunette, running over to join her three friends. "Can you believe it we're sixth years! How were everyone's holidays? Hey Lily what's with the hat?"
With that Lily's temper snapped and she pulled out her wand and cursed James.
"Inflatio" she muttered, pointing her wand at James's nose. Within second his nose began to blow up as though with air and became the size of his hand. It looked kind of plasticy, as it was now filled with air.
James who had been totally unprepared for this looked at Lily completely surprised for a minute. Then realising what she had done he swore.
"What the Fuck! You dick!" He cried angrily, though looking extremely funny, as he huffed slightly and his gigantic nose blew out some steam.
Sirius who had been talking to James was now clutching his sides, crying with laughter.
"Lily that was brilliant!" He cried.
Annabelle looked at Lily surprised and slightly confused.
"Lily, reverse the inflation charm, now" Said James not seeing the funny side of things. Probably due to his huge nose which was blocking his view, and he had to tip his head down to see over it.
Lily grinned and said, "Not before you remove this Gluing charm off my head, and transfigure my beanie back."
Annabelle looked at her friend, who was average height, with long red hair and sparkling emerald green eyes. She choked back her own laughter at the sight of those two. Lily with the hat and James with his nose.
But Annabelle wasn't surprised by the way the two of them were acting. It was a common known fact, at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry that James Potter and Lily Evans didn't always get along. Although the two of them hung out in the same group consisting of Annabelle herself otherwise known as Belle, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus Loopin another fellow Gryffindor with brown hair and baby blue eyes, Clare who had blond hair and brown eyes, and Peter Pettigrew, a short and rather chubby boy.
Together the seven of them were very good friends. Though they all had a reputation for playing pranks and the occasional fight as is expected with friends.
The boys however took this one step further. Although the girls usually joined them in pranks, they sometimes did some that were well, down right dangerous. Most didn't care as it was Slytherins that got the short end of the stick. But the boys were generally closer to each other, as were the girls.
Now this generation of Prankster were called the Marauders. Consisting of Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail. They were known only to their close friend as James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Loopin and Peter Pettigrew.
But surprisingly, out of the seven James and Lily were the only ones that didn't get along very well. Well, more so enjoyed torturing each other for the other ones pleasure.
Belle shrugged inwardly, thinking "Hey what can you do? Every group has its faults."
She was however disrupted by her thoughts when Remus came running down to meet them.
"Hey everyone, James, have you done something new?" Asked Remus his lip slightly twitching with the repressed smile. "I think the new look really suits you!"
James just scowled in reply. But Sirius however who had finally regained his composure burst into another round of laughter clutching his sides in pain.
"Stop. Stop, my stomach hurts!"
James uttered something under his breath and reversed the spell on Lily's hat and hair. She smiled in victory and undid the inflatio curse upon his nose.
With that the four of them dragged a still laughing Sirius to an empty compartment down the train.
After a while when Sirius had finally shut up and James and Remus had started playing a game of exploding snap, Clare and Peter joined them.
A shrill whistle echoed into the air and the Hogwarts express lurched out of Kings cross station. They were streaming down the country side when Lily, who lived with Muggles, asked the others what had been happening with the Quidditch World cup.
Sirius looked up happily, "England beat Spain 350-150. We're into the semi finals! I reckon we have a good chance this time. Ireland is playing against Bulgaria, and we'll play against the winner in the semis. I think Ireland'll win. After all have you seen the Bulgarian team? They're pretty slow, but I guess they make up what they lack in brain with size!"
Soon after that the talk turned to Quidditch as three among them were on the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Sirius was the keeper, Lily was a chaser and James was the seeker. And the rest of them were huge supporters.
Around mid-day, as they were speeding well past green farms and country settings a Witch in her late forties came by with the trolley as she did every year, filled with delicious wizarding snacks and lollies.
"Anything off the trolley dears?" She asked smiling slightly, as James and Sirius were her best customers.
The two boys smiled and greeted the old witch.
"We'll have the lot!" Cried Sirius.
"Now you know I can't sell you the lot." She said.
James sighed over-dramatically and said, " Alas! We know. But you can't blame us for trying! As we do every year!"
Lily rolled her eyes, watching the antics of the two. She was feeling really hungry at the moment as she hadn't had a proper chance to eat breakfast before she left home. Petunia had had another of her fits, as she claimed to have lost her new Stinksworth (The Boarding school she attended) Prefects badge.
How Petunia ever became a Prefect was a total mystery to Lily, after all she was nothing but a blabber mouth and nosy git. However Prissy Petunia had thrown a hisy fit and had insisted the whole family help her look for it.
The search for the missing badge had nearly caused Lily to miss the train, as she had been running late. She suspected that that was what Petunia had been aiming at.
Lily had however finally managed to get her parents at Kings cross station.
Lily pushed her way past the two boys and bought her food.
"Well that wasn't very polite" said Sirius acting horrified, when Lily sat back down with her purchases.
She merely looked up at the other boy and grinned.
The rest of them then bought their purchases, and soon their compartment was busy with what everyone had been doing over the holidays, and the swapping of Bertie Botts every flavoured jelly beans, Drooble Best blowing gum, Chocolate Frogs and much more.
They had a few visitors as well, as Frank Longbottom, a very good friend of theirs and a fellow Gryffindor dropped by to say hello. He was accompanied by his girlfriend Marie Clearwater.
By the time the train finally lurched to a stop, and everyone clambered off the train in their school robes which they had changed into on the train, it was raining heavily.
"Looks like a bit of rain," commented Clare looking at the dark purple sky, with flashes of thunder streaking through the sky.
"Talk about an understatement," muttered James, running towards the carriages that would take them up to the Castle.
A/N: Hey how did ya'll like that? Review!