A note before we begin...

This fanfic may be offensive to those who like any of the material featured here. Please don't flame me for my personal opinions.

Oh, and I don't own Kid Icarus. This fan wishes she did, though.

It was the loveliest of days in Skyworld. The sun was shining. It was a beautiful day to go out and fly.

"So Pit. How do you feel after a couple years of peace?"

Pit smiled as he glided around a cloud. "It's amazing, Lady Palutena. There's always ice cream!"

The goddess laughed. "Oh you and your food. Remember though: if you keep eating that way, and you won't be fit enough to fight in the next Light vs. Dark match."

A look of horror settled on Pit's face. "You're right! I can't let Pittoo beat me up! That would disappoint my fans!"

"Hahaha! Disappoint? Those fans of your's would do more than that."

Pit froze. "Hello?" He had Palutena land him on a nearby cloud and turn off the Power of Flight.

A boy in black stood nearby. He was looking over the edge, his arms crossed over his chest. His wings flared up when he heard Pit's footsteps behind him. The boy turned to glare at him. Slowly though, his expression relaxed into a smirk.

"Hey," he said.

Pit gasped. "Pittoo? Where have you been lately? The last Light vs. Dark was cancelled because you weren't there!"

"I was somewhere. It's a long story." Dark Pit was unusually calm. He should've challenged Pit to a fight by now.

"A long story? It can't be." Pit joined him in looking over the edge. He saw what he had been looking at. Apollo, the REAL sun god, had stopped to rest. Pit frowned. "Um... Apollo? Why aren't you-"

"Zeus scheduled a three minute solar eclipse today. Now shut up, I need some sleep!" The god in gold clothing flopped down on his cloud.

"Okay..." Something was shoved in Pit's hand by Dark Pit. It was a pair of sunglasses. Pit stared at them, confused.

"Wear this," Dark Pit ordered him, "otherwise you'll burn your eyes out."

"Sure." Pit put on the glasses. "Wait, but-"

"We're angels, Pit. Remember? We don't need as much protection from the sun as the humans do."

"Really? Lady Palutena makes me-"

"Quite. It's starting."

Pit rolled his eyes to the top of his head and whispered. "Lady Palutena, are you watching?"

He didn't get a response back. Where was she? He quickly shrugged it off. Maybe she had seen plenty of eclipses before. Yeah, she was probably taking a break while Pit enjoyed the moment.

A minute later, the eclipse started. Pit's mouth hung open as he watched. The sky went dark and moon passed in front of the Sun.

"Beautiful, right?" Dark Pit asked.

Pit nodded. He never got to glance at a solar eclipse before. He felt something lay down on his shoulders. He looked to see his brother's arm there.

It was strange seeing Pittoo act like this. He wasn't trying to beat him up. Was he like this when alone? He didn't have to deal with Gods talking in his head as often as Pit did.

A minute or so into the eclipse, Pit felt Dark Pit's hand slip off. Then, he heard a sigh. Pit looked to his side. He was gone.

"Pittoo?" Pit asked. "Where'd you go?"

Another sigh. "It'll never happen, Pit. Never."

"What will never happen?"

"Our friendship. I call it off."

"WHAT?!" Pit's mouth hung open. "W-why?"

"You'll never understand." Dark Pit explained. "I'm heading back to Overworld. See ya."

"No, don't leave! The eclipse isn't even over."

"I don't care about the eclipse."

Pit carefully skittered around the cloud. His legs brushed against two feathery objects. He had found him.

"Huh? But it looks so good."

A laugh escaped from Dark Pit's lips. "Ha! You look good too."

"...What?"

Dark Pit stood and faced him. "Listen Pit. Ever since our first fight at the ruins, I've always felt strange about you. It's hard to describe. It's... I think it's love."

Pit gasped. "I've felt the same way for quite awhile too. I've never properly thanked you for saving my life... Twice!" He wrapped his hands around Dark Pit and hugged him. "Thanks, brother."

"Brother? That's not how I would describe my feel-"

"Of course you are! And you always will be."

"...I see." Dark Pit's voice was quite. He broke away from Pit. "Maybe we were never meant to be."

"You're acting really strange." Pit said. "Did something happen to you?"

"Nothing happened...Except you hurt my feelings!" Pit flinched when he felt Pittoo's hands clamp on his shoulders. "Kiss me. Maybe that'll make you feel."

"What?! K-kiss? You're really messed up right now!" Pit struggled to get out of his grip as he got closer to his face. It was no use. "Ugh! Get off of me! I don't want my first kiss to be-"

"HANDS OFF OF MY BROTHER, YOU DOLT!"

Pit was knocked back when a figure raced out from the side, kicking Dark Pit.

"What is going on?!" Pit yelled.

The moon moved out of the sun's way. Pit took off his glasses, and saw...

Two Dark Pits. One had the other pinned to the floor.

"There. Will. Be. No. Yaoi." The one on top growled. "Zip. Zero. NO."

"Y-yaoi? I wasn't going to-" The Dark Pit being pinned was beginning to look nervous.

"Don't lie to me. I heard you." The first said. "Prepare to face your creators in Hades, barbarian."

Pit shut his eyes and turned away as the second DP screamed. And then... Nothing.

"What was that all about? And Pittoo..."

"That wasn't the real me, Pit Stain."

Pit opened his eyes. "Huh?"

"Someone sent him. Specifically to create a fanfic where you and him fall in love."

"Me and you... Fall in love?" Pit froze up, his mouth hanging open. "That's...Disgusting! Ewewewew!"

Dark Pit glared back at the spot where he had eliminated the imposter. "I know. Incest isn't funny."

"Pit! Are you alright? The connection between us broke off."

"I-I'm fine, Lady Palutena. I'm just a little freaked out."

"What happened?"

Pit filled her in on what he'd just experienced. A shiver went down his spine when he talked about Imposter Pittoo trying to kiss him.

"I see. Dark Pit, we should thank you for saving him."

"You're welcome." Dark Pit told her. He smirked at Pit. "I'm sorry you had to experience that. I'll tag along back to Skyworld if you'd like."

"Aw. That's nice of you."

"Whatever. I experienced the same thing yesterday. It was rather creepy."

"Again, thanks." Pit told him. "But what's Yaoi?"

"You'll find out someday. It's not really my thing to explain." Pit noted how Pittoo tensed. He was really bothered by the subject.

Before he could try and push Dark Pit for more information, a light fell upon the two. It carried them back to Skyworld.

EDIT: Meanwhile, Angelic Randomess edits things like mad. She has to learn not to post things so quickly.