One day, Mario went out to go find some ice cream. As he was walking, a guy came out and stabbed his butt. Mario wailed in pain. He ran away as fast as he could. As he was running, he a big bird came out from the sky and began to peck at his butt.
"Ow! Ow!" Mario screamed.
Then suddenly, the bird picked him up and flew high in the air. He dropped Mario from 20 feet. Mario landed on his butt, and broke it. It hurt really bad.
Then Mario ran away. He ran through puddles. He fell in off, and slipped on his butt. His but hurt. Then he ran into a thorn bush. His butt got thorns in it. It hurt real bad.
Then some guy came up to Mario and kicked him in the butt. Mario screamed again, and ran away, holding his butt.
Then Mario ran through a battle field. Some arrows were shooting. One got stuck in his butt. Mario screamed and ran away.
Then Mario ran across the road. Some car was coming. Mario screamed when he saw the car coming. He fell to the ground, and the car rolled over his butt.
Mario stood up after the car was gone. "Ow...My butt hurts..." he said.
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