BirdFlash vs. Gossip Girls
Sorry about the title, couldn't think of anything better.
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice.
"God damn it Dick! Why are you so good at this game?" whined Wally.
"I don't know, maybe you just suck." mocked Dick as he furiously smashed buttons on the controller. "Ha! I win again."
Wally shot his best friend a death glare, but Dick wasn't fazed and just glared back. They stayed like that for 30 seconds until Wally blinked.
"Shit! Why are so good at that too?" Wally whined again.
"Batman's tutelage I guess." Dick replied, amused by the fact that Wally still hasn't realized that he wears sunglasses every time.
"Rematch?" offered Wally.
"Ugh…I guess. But try to pose a little bit of a challenge this time."
Wally just mimicked Dick in a high pitch voice as he clicked 'rematch' in the game. They both started smashing away again on their controllers, but only Dick's character was smashing in the actual game.
"C'mon Falco! Hit her you piece of shit!" commanded Wally.
"Dude, stop sucking so much cock."
"It's not my fault Falco sucks ass!" whined Wally, once again.
"Dude…I'm using Peach." Dick said, in an 'are you serious' tone.
"Everyone knows Peach is one of the best characters in the game. Only high skilled players would know that." Wally tried to argue.
"Or highly stupid players." Dick retorted.
Before Wally could say something stupid again, his phone rang and he paused the game. It was a call from Artemis .Wally declined it and dropped his phone back on the bed and unpaused the game.
"Who was that?" asked Dick while he beat the shit out of Falco.
"Just Artemis." replied Wally, who was furiously pushing random buttons at this point.
"Why didn't you pick up?" Dick asked with an extremely concerned look on his face.
"Because I'm busy kicking your ass, that's why."
"Dude, you better call her back." Dick, still extremely concerned.
"I will after I beat your ass."
"No, you need to do it now before Artemis gets pissed." Dick paused the game.
"Dude, chill! I will after this!" Wally unpaused the game.
Dick then paused the game.
"Stop! Seriously!" shouted Wally as he unpaused the game.
Dick paused the game again. This went on a couple more times before Wally gave up.
"You're so fucking annoying sometimes." Wally crossed his arms and pouted.
"I'm just trying to help alright!" Dick said with an annoyed face.
"What's the big deal anyway if I don't call her back right away?"
"Because!" Dick was going to say more but decided against it.
"Because what?" Wally asked more aggressively.
"Because, Artemis hates it when you ignore her calls. Like really hates it." Dick had a regretful look on his face.
"How would you know?" Wally asked angrily.
Dick sighed, "Because Zatanna told me. Artemis talks to Zatanna about everything. Especially about how you piss her off."
Wally made a face that clearly showed that he was offended, but it quickly changed when he said, "I should've known. Zatanna talks to Artemis about the same thing."
Dick made the same face as Wally did.
"What the fuck! What do I possibly do that pisses her off?"
"Artemis told me that Zatanna hates how you always have your sunglasses on, even when you guys are… you know…" Wally puckered his lips and made kissing sounds.
Dick blushed, but then angrily replied, "She said she was fine with that because she knows how Batman is with the secret identity thing!"
Wally then said, "Oh yeah, she also hates how you're such a bitch when it comes to Batman. She said that you practically suck his dick." Wally started laughing uncontrollably when he said the last part.
"No she didn't!" argued Dick.
"Swear on my life." Wally put his right hand on his heart and raised his left hand.
Dick, who was now extremely embarrassed then said angrily, "What the fuck! So both our girlfriends' talk shit about us to each other."
"Basically." Wally said apathetically, already over this fact.
Dick, clearly still frustrated with it, cupped his hand under his chin and began to scheme with a face that Wally knew oh to well. When Wally recognized this face he asked Dick hesitantly, "Dude. What are you thinking?" Raising one eyebrow in suspicion.
Dick began to develop a mischievous smile on his face, one that told Wally that shit was about to go down. Wally made an 'Oh shit' look, knowing that his best pal was about to have them do something crazy. Dick looked at Wally waiting for his approval and after taking a couple of seconds to brace himself, Wally nodded. Dick then began explain his sinister plan.
I'm not confident with this one, but hopefully you guys enjoy it. I'll probably make another chapter, but I'm not sure yet.
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