Author's Notes: Sequel to 'Intersections'. Beta'd by the wonderful korekarasu! glomps
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"Please tell me this is one of those outrageously stupid things you say to get a rise out of me, and then take back so I'll give you great sex out of sheer relief that my boyfriend isn't as much of an idiot as he pretends to be," Rodney glared at the man sitting next to him on the couch.
John blinked innocently at Rodney, replying, "I thought we always had great sex, Rodney."
His eyes immediately narrowed. "Fine. Spectacular sex out of relief."
Grinning, John tilted his head to the side and simply watched his lover of eleven months.
"Oh God, you're serious," Rodney muttered, turning away for a moment to survey John's apartment. "Just because you were fortunate enough to find a great catch such as me doesn't mean that you are qualified to matchmake anyone."
His smile widening, John reached out to wrap his arms around the other man and pull him close. "Then I'm lucky I have such a genius to help me find someone for Lorne."
His chest puffed out slightly. "Well, that's definitely true. And has Lorne agreed to this humiliation?"
"Rodney, it's not humiliation; it's an intervention."
"I take that as a no, then."
Nodding, he answered, "It's a no."
"And who do you have in mind as the first person to participate in this torture session?"
"Radek."
"You can't be serious."
Unbelievably, John actually pouted at that. "What's wrong with Radek?"
"What does he have in common with Lorne?"
"What do you and I have in common?" John retaliated, his left eyebrow quirked up.
He huffed for a moment, his arms crossed over his chest.
"Rodney, I want you to call Radek and ask if he's free Saturday night. I'll take care of Lorne."
"Fine. At least I won't have to witness this catastrophe."
"Why do you say that?"
Rodney's expression clearly questioned John's intelligence level.
Interrupting before his lover could say what he was obviously thinking, John explained, "I'm talking about you not being a witness. We're going, and we will be there for every romantic moment between them." He paused a moment, letting McKay wonder before he finished, "It's a double date."
"Damn."
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