Star Trek: Voyager: Love and War

Captain Jack Russel who is nammed after me was traverling in his super fast spaceship at a graham's number yotta miles times the speed of warp speed.

Captain Jack Russel was traverling to Deep Space 9 after saving Captian Tompson from the Borg (In my TNG fanfiction) and the Left for Dead Survors from Zombies (In my L4D fanfiction).

Captain Jack Russel had cool glass of whine in his hand that he was drinking while he flew his ship. One of his other girlfreinds Sertana who was hot and looked like Amber Heard was a sitting next to Captain Jack Russel with her arm around his solger.

Captain Jack Russel lit his cigar and said "grovey".

BUT JUST THAN a wormhole apeared in front of Captain Jack Russel's ship and he was sucked in. "GREAT MEN" He sayed "where are we now" he sayed again.

Meanwill

Teh Voyger was flying thought space but Just then a Ship apreared from the worm hole tey were studing. "Who is it" said Janeway. "The ship whould apear to resablle the ship of the legendry hero Captain Jack Russel" said LT Turok.

"Heil him" Janeway said to 7 of 9 and 7 of 9 heiled Captain Jack Russel's ship.

Captain Jack Russel apeared on the screen and said "Russel Captain Jack Russel here." "OMG Captain Jack Russel!1" both Kes and Seska said and fainted.

"May I come abored" Captain Jack Russel said. "We whould be honored to have you abored Captain Jack Russel" Captain Janeway said to Captain Jack Russel.

Captain Jack Russel than entared the ship and everbody cheered. Than Janeway gave Captain Jack Russel a tour of the ship as he is one of her favrate heros.

Also the L4D surviers came to the ship as well cause Capt Jack Russel was going to drop them of at DS9 before the wormhole came.

So the Left for Dead guys were waling round voyger.

Captain Jack Russel was touring the ship and the he enterd bridge and saw 7 of 9. Captain Jack Russel saw that she was one of the hottest women in the universe.

So Captain Jack Russel whent up to 7 of 9 and sayeid "hey 7 of 9 whant to have sex." "No" she sayed back, "But he is the hottest and coolets man in teh hole universt" said Seska "why wouldnt you whant to have sax with him" Seska said again.

"Wount even have sex with him if he saved the ship, I not going to sleep with anyone" 7 of 9 said agasin. "If 7 of 9 saw me in action myabe then I could win her love" Captain Jack Russel said.

After the tour Captain Jack Russel whent into his room in Voyger. He got redy for a good knights sleep but than he saw that Lt Torres had entered his room "I have herd all about you Capt Jack Russel" Torries said. "I herd that you are a inter glatic hero" Lt Torries said again.

Then Captain Jack Russel and LT Torries had great sex. They were having great sex LT Torries was ruth as she was a Klingon but that was ok as Capt Jack Russel has had sex with lots of Kilngon women. LT Torries was glad that she had sex with her hero.

The next day Captain Jack Russel gut out of bed and had breakfast in the catain. He had some of the food for his ship and he also gave surplyies to the crew of voger.

But just then Loius from l4d ran in ans sayerd "Paries, Zoey, Rochell and Nick have been a KIDNAPPED by the evil kason."

"Ill save them" Captain Jack Russel said with brave. "Hes so brave" said Seska, "My Hero" Said Sertana "I want to be just like him" said arry Kim.

Captain Jack Russel then got in his spaceship and flew to rescue them. Captain Jack Russel flew to the Kason ship and beamed aborded and satted killing Kason with his laseryer guns.

Captain Jack Russel was killing Kason and then he saw group of a Kason so pulled out his plasma grnade and killered them with one hit. Capt Jack Russel then put on his plasma rife on full power and killed moar Kason.

Captain Jack Russel then saw a army of Kason so he gut out his rocket luncher and killered them. But then even moar came so Captain Jack Russel used his gravity gun to trow heavy stuff at them and crush them against walls.

Capt Jack Russel walked thought more corriodors and was attacked by antoher Kason army but he killered them with his BFG 9000.

Captain Jack Russel then saw a kason army gurding a door so he gut out hislight saber and killer them with it. Capt Jack Russel than kicked down the door and saw the pepole he had to rescue he than took them to his ship and set of the self destract system on the Kason ship.

Captain Jack Russel was just about to leave when the head Kason entared to corridoor and said "Time to dye Captain Jack Russel". They then forted epic battle to the deaf. But just then the head kason leader set off explosives and blew Captain Jack Russel into space.

"HA HA HA I won" The Head Kason leader said with evil. "NOOOO" Yelled Zoey. The Head Kason was luthing when Captain Jack Russel came into surfing on a metorite.

"Heads up" Captain Jack Russel said .

"But that no make sense" the Head Kason leader said. Then captain Jack Russel jumped of the metorie and teh metorite hit the Head Kason leader so hard that he exopled in a BOOM. "He should of let of some steam" Captain Jack Russel said with wit.

Captain Jack Russel then whent and detroryed all the Kason ships and found the Kason planet were he destroyed the evil Kason War machine and made the Kason Leaders sunder before arresting them for being evil, bringing peace to Delta qudrent.

Captain Jack Russel then reeturned to the ship and everbody cheered clapped and called him a hero.

Captain Jack Russel then gave a speech "Sorry I'm late Ive just saved the galaxy, the Kason wont be bothering anyone any more" Captain Jack Russel said. Than everbody cheered and clapped and smiled and said "good job Captain Jack Russel"

The Kason were evil and now that were gone pepole could be at piece.

Captain Jack Russel was given a heros feast and after wards he whent and talked to 7 of 9. "Do you whant to make love with me now that I have saved the ship" Capt Jack Russel said.

"NO" 7 of 9 said back. Captain Jack Russel then walk thought the corridoors "there must be a way I can win her" he thinked. So Captain Jack Russel got out the book of love that he rote.

Captain Jack Russel was reading his book of love which was called Captain Jack Russel's book of love and was the no 1 gudie to love in the entire galaxy.

But just then Captain Jack Russel got a tap on his back.

It was Seska and "hey Captain Jack Russel yo can have me". "Oh yeah Baby" Captain Jack Russel said.

Than Captain Jack Russel and Seska whent into Captain Jack Russel's room and had great sex. They were having great sex and Captain Jack Russel was feeling Seska's big Cardassian boobs.

Captain Jack Russel and Seska had brillant sex.

The Next Day Captain Jack Russel got up and had breakfast and everbody greeted him as a hero and waved to him.

Captain Jack Russel had great sex with LT Torries and Seska but he still wanted to have sex with 7 of 9. He looked thought his book of love "Captain Jack Russel's Book of Love".

"I must find a way to win 7 of 9's beatifull heart" Captain Jack Russel said.

But just then Captain Jack Russel had an idea "I know" Captain Jack Russel said to self.

To Be Countued

In the next chapter