Baby Sitter's Little Sister's BFF's Pretend Husband 1 - Scott's Rant

by mrsEdwoodcolongrl

The first chapter in a collection of short stories about everyone's favorite character, Scott Hsu. Who would write a story about Scott Hsu? I think the more important question is, would anyone read a story about him? R&R.

Baby Sitter's Little Sister's Big House Best Friend's Pretend Husband #1 – Scott's Rant

Greetings. I'm Scott Hsu. I'm a part of the token Asian family that lives on Watson Brewer's street. My age is unknown, BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THE AUTHOR NEVER CLARIFIED THAT IN MY WHOPPING THREE OR SO APPEARANCES IN THE ENTIRE BABY SISTERS LITTLE SISTER SERIES SO I COULD BE FIFTEEN FOR ALL WE KNOW!

Anyway, you probably know me as that guy that pretend married Hannie Takeacrapis – and that's true, I did. But what you don't know is that I'm actually pretend married to five other girls including her best friend, Nancy, so let's hope that Hannie never finds out about that, shall we?

I don't talk much. In fact, this is probably the most I've ever talked in the entire Baby Sitter's Club series. Since I'm so suave, usually other characters just talk for me.

I have a little brother named Timmy. He's six. HIS AGE WAS ACTUALLY SPECIFIED. He's…something. I'll let you interpret that one as you wish. Unlike a certain annoying blonde with two – count 'em T-W-O – pairs of glasses, I only have one family. And that's enough for me. I probably have two parents, a mom and a dad, but as you already know…IT WAS NEVER SPECIFIED.

And that's chapter one. Like it? Too bad, cause I'm not writing another one. I've done my talking for the year. Americanized white first name, Asian last name – out!