Okay, so, I sat on this idea for a looong time. Like, months (which is ridiculously long, considering).
Then, when I asked Nat (natvv) (who's an uberfan of JRE, for some reason) what she thought of me maybe doing another oneshot about Java...
She kinda freaked out. And said "I LOVE YOU !!!"
So, yeah. Here I am, writing another oneshot about a certain result of Fax named Java Runtime Error. Squee!
Dedicated to: Nat, of course.
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, France, a tarantula, Feberuary 2th, German, orange Crush, the Autobahn, turn signals, Max, Fang, Poland, Brazil, shiny seashells, Brazil, or Ella.
Claimer: I own Java Runtime Error, Page Loading, Crusoe, Larry the Tarantula, and "The Java Song".
"Once there was a girl named Java!" Page Loading, Java's best friend and sister of Crusoe, sang. "She liked to eat lots of guava!"
"She had some very whacky 'rents..." Java added.
"And liked to hop away from lava!" Page sang, giggling. "Okay, you had to admit that that was fun."
"It was, it was." Java said, laughing.
Java and Page were thirteen, and they lived in France. They were also the best of best of best of friends. Hee!
One month after Java and Page invented their whacky song, they got a pet tarantula named Larry.
Larry died shortly after.
When Java and Page both turned fifteen – on the same day, much less – February 29th – they learned German, after drinking four hundred and seventy-three bottles of orange Crush. It only took them two hours to learn the entire language.
They were hyper for days.
A year later, when they were sixteen, Page also learned to drive. Although Java would only be allowed to drive on the Autobahn, Page surprisingly followed all of the traffic laws, except for one – she could never remember to turn her turn signal on.
When Java and Page turned nineteen, and Max and Fang moved to Poland, Page followed along.
However, when they moved to Brazil, Page got distracted by a really shiny seashell, so they left without her.
When Java and Crusoe got married six years later, Page finally pried herself away from the seashell.
Unfortunately, Page got distracted by another shiny seashell in Zimbabwe.
Eight years later, Page got blown up, along with the rest of the world, Brazil excluded.
And that was the end of Page Loading, friend of Java Runtime Error, and sister of Crusoe...
THE END
Max woke up suddenly. "GOSH DANGIT! WHY THE FREAK DO I KEEP HAVING SUCH WONKED OUT DREAMS!?"
Ella shrugged, and rolled over.
So, yeah, random. Remember, this was written at 2AM. Heh.
Should I write a threequel?
R&R?