Author: BatmanSwiss
Characters: Neal, Peter
Rating: G
Spoilers: 4x10
Summary: Some limericky fun in honor of Caffrey-Burke Day! Also, if anyone knows how to format poetry on here, please PM me! You'd think after how many years on this site I would have figured it out by now!
Disclaimer: I don't own them. :(
There once was a conman named Neal
Who loved to forge and to steal.
He would break in with ease
And swap a Matisse
And no one would know it's not real.
-WC-
Then along came an agent named Burke
And when Neal gave him a sucker and smirked
Peter grinned like a boy
With a shiny new toy
And with James Bond's file in hand went to work.
-WC-
But time has this funny way
Of making all transgressors pay.
So when Peter caught Neal
And they struck a deal
Neal's life turned around that day.
-WC-
So fast forward to our current state
Of Neal's father being not of the late
Secrets and corruption abound
And Neal's life has unwound
Can Peter help him handle this weight?