A/N: I know, I know! Write on Replace My Life! hides behind her wonky laptop It wouldn't leave me alone, I swear! Read and Review… please?
Intro
"You know I love ye, Jack?" Hector asked one night as we lay in bed after a particularly feral night of lovemaking. "Jack?"
I lay still and feigned sleep. Please let him think I'm sleeping.
"Jack?" he said, shaking my shoulder. I grunted and rolled over, yawning.
"What was that?" I asked, rubbing my eyes. Please, please not this again.
"I said I love ye, Jack."
"Mmm." Can't the man leave well enough alone? "But clearly you don't love me enough to let me sleep…" I murmured.
"What?" he asked, cuddling up to me. Please not again with the cuddling thing!
"Nothing." I yawned, this time for real. "Go to sleep Hector. We've a long day of pillaging ahead of us."
Hector sighed. "Night, Jack."
I rolled back over and closed my eyes. I was just drifting off when Hector interrupted me.
"Jack?"
"Yes, Hector?" I practically growled in frustration.
"Where exactly is Isla de Muerta?"
"Not now, Hector."
"But Jack…" he whined. God I hate it when he whines. It's so… unbecoming.
"I'll show you in the morning."
"But Jack…"
"Goodnight, Hector."
"Goodnight, Jack." He sighed. "I love you."
I acted like I hadn't heard him and feigned sleep. Again.