De hype train was burning ocroos de skys. just before switch presontations
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screims reggie on de face of train.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screims miyamoto from teh train
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screims ghost iwata frum heaven
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" says mari frum de traen carriage.
"Whatsa mya gaem miyamoto?" axes mario.
"Super Mario Odyssey u plumber" sys miyamotor
"Wtf kind name is dat?! deres no 'New' or '3D' in eet, dat musta be shite mario gaem" sys mari.
"stfu. be gr8ful u even got a super" sys reggie
"wat. am i even launch at dis point?" saids mari.
"LOL NO DATS BREATH WILDE, UR KRIMBO SEASON!" laughks reggie.
"hold on. Ima de plumber, I sell de consoles" sys mari.
"KEKEKEK, UR ON DAE MOBILE FRUM NOWS ON!" keks miyamoto.
"wat, supar mario ruhn forvere?! Save me Iwata!" cris mario.
"im kill" says ghosts iwata.
"oh yeh" and mario was pusheied off de hype traein.
"KEKEKEK DROPPEID FRUM TEH HUUUYPE!" sys link frum de launch day traen.
"Nooooooooooooo2" and mario flals frum sky.
dere were buildingys and shit and it was new yourk.
"oh boyo boyo boi" sys mario and he flals into sewres sumhow.
mario doesnt die of fall. Cause fall damageds in NEW YORK IS DUMB ANDK SHUDNT HAPPON NINTENDOENT DE BUILDINGKS U WILL CLIMB ARE ALL 2 TALL FOR DAT
"Yipppppppe! letsa getta outta de seeeewers!" sys mari
but he was too quicks and hit head off taxei.
"oh shit what dafuq, dis plaoce is terribles" sys mario
so marios got revong by jumpingk on taxi hoods 2 break teh engiones.
"MUUUUHC BETTOR!" kkeks mario as he swongs on lights.
den he landies infront of shop and sees A NEW MARIO GAEM CUMMING OUTA?!
"Super Mari '06 Odyssey...did dey chaonge teh name cuz i piss them off?" thinks mario.
"Wooooooooah, koool, itsa de marios duuuuuuude" sys randum guy.
"wtf u ugly and dunt look rite" sys mario.
"Srsly i look so much difforent frum hub warld and ur twice my size" complains mario
"fuk off italion, ur de uglies one, look aroond im normal" sys randum guy
den mario lookies aroond.
"OH SHIIIIITE. ITS LIEK IM IN SONIC '06!" cri mario. "oh i git de name now" sys he.
"Nah, dis is New Donk City" sys gais.
"wat dat stuupid name, and why it on all de signs?!" axes mario.
"cuz dis mightywell be a lego gaem hub world" sys sum person.
"nah, lookey deres shit 2 do" sys mari0 and he runs ovber to the jump rope.
"woah, wanna jump 4 us?" sys grills.
"yeh, i cnan jump pretty gud" sys mario and he was gonna jump BUUUUUT
"HEY LISTEN! PRESS A 2 JUMPY" sys som1
"oh noes, its de annoying sidecharkter" cris de grills.
"Who?! Wheres is he?!" saids mario.
"itsa me, ur cap!" sys hat
Mari0 plusls cap off and lookes at it
"Wtf, wen did u grew eyes?" sys mario
"b4 i grew mouths" sys cap whu grew cap just 2 say dat
"wat" sys mario
"yeh, mouth goes awey wen i dunt talk. Just like every other sentient, what should be inanimate character in Nintendo Games" keks hat whu closes mouth
"uh, okays den just let me jumps" sys mario
den mario was gonna jump sum BUT VOICE STAHPS HIM AGAIN
"Du u neede sum help with dis?" sys hat.
"stfu hat. or i kill u" sys mari
"Need some help with dat?" offors hat.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" and mari0 clals down pimp bowser.
"Squash dis muddy fukter" scriems mario.
so bowser squieshies it with his metal plate shoe(?) and its exploaded and imploaded and was just gone.
den de pimp folies away 2 be bad agoin.
"wew, i can finolly jumpies" sys marios.
but he gits his balancce offf and loses on first jump rope
"FUCK! U GUYS R TOO TALL" cruys maryo.
"It seems ur habbing sum truble, need a hand wit dat?" sys de HAT MAGIKALLY ON MARIOZ HEAD?!
TO BE CONTINUDE