The Wrath of Robot Santa
In his dream, Robot Santa soared through the clouds shooting rockets at unsuspecting beings below. He said "Ho Ho Ho" as he shot at a robot moon-based country band effortlessly. Santa then woke up on Neptune and realized it was only May 18th. His reindeer, Trasher and Smasher were impatient. Santa told himself "why not attack the Omnicronians instead, as they celebrate the birth of their own savior every May 25th on the Earth calendar in which they give gifts." Santa then headed off to Omicron Persei 8.
Santa prepared his weapons and headed to the planet and saw the Omicronians dancing, and akin to the Aztecs, were involved in a human sacrifice. Unlike the Aztecs though, Lrrr had an antique gun from Earth he used as their savior was shot to death by firing squad and every year, one Omicronian is the "chosen one" to be sacrifice to Grrr, their god. Santa then laughed and told them "You have been very naughty this year, I have a present for you". Santa shot a missile at Lrrr from his sled but it missed. Lrrr growled back and said "I know what a present is … a vaporizer, and on our planet, we use them to shoot at evil robots like you, not have them shot at us." Santa said "Mom programmed me to have a very high standard, and none of you even come close. If humanity has issues, then you don't even come close."
Lrrr and his forces held off the evil robot long enough and, after getting bored, the evil robot turned back. Lrrr then got back to watching the next episode of the new hit show, "Duck Dynasty", which showed how backward and socially repressed humans were, as they reminisced about when they hated each other for their skin color or what genitals their partner had. Meanwhile Santa was back on his home planet of Neptune. The only issue he had was running out of although he had to gas near the planet Urectum and had to fuel up there joylessly as Urectum is not funny and is a joyless place. Santa put Trasher and Smasher back to the robot pen(while telling them to chase Neptunians) and then went back to sleep.