Disclaimer: I don't own dmc but I am in the story this is my first story.

WHAT THE HELL IS PHANTOM ANYWAY!?

(Dante) He's a black widow I now it god damn it!

(Lucia) NO HE'S A BIRD EATER!

(Phantom) stop it.

(Dante) he could be some sort of bird actually.

(lucia) ???????????????????????????

(phantom) ??????????????????????????????

(Dante) What!

(Voodoo child) STOP WINING!!

(phantom) STOP IT PLASE!!!

(dante) who the!

(Voodoo child) I AM VOODOO CHILD !!!!!!!!!

(dante) die you barstard.

(xtreme gun fire )

(Voodoo child) you weak pathetic fool!

(smack!)

(dante) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Voodoo child) aaaaahhhhh good old battle axe.

(lucia) oh I found it he's a lava ash spider!

(Voodoo child) oh and where u'd find that out.

(lucia) the encyclopaedia.

(phantom) enough with this stuff who's idea was this anyway.

(Voodoo child) lucia's!

(phantom) do you still got that axe handy

(phantom&Voodoo child) DIE!!!!
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