"Yea, yea ok we will watch it.." Usagi spoke on the phone with what sounded like a very scared Isaka, who claims he just watched two videos called 2 kids 1 sandbox and 1 guy 1 jar and got so scared from it he had to spread it to the poor author and his young lover.
Usagi proceeded to grab his laptop and managed to make a very angry Misaki to watch the two videos.
"Why do I have to watch this shit anyways?" Misaki grumbled bitterly. "He's making me watch porn with him!" The smaller of the two men crossed his arms and growled as the older (and much masculine) went to the website with the video. "Because Isaka-san will give me a month off from the manuscript if we both watch it." Usagi stated.
The young boy sighed and turned his attention to the screen '2 kids 1 sandbox' is what it said. What is this...child porn?! Before Misaki could rant more, the video started. Oh god. The first thing he saw was a naked woman. She was holding some sort of large object. To his horror, she shoved it down the slit of the male's dick. Misaki screamed. Gripping onto his crotch, he fell down and started rolling around. The sounds the male in the video was making didn't sound like he was in pain. How was he not in pain?
While Misaki was having a panic attack on the first 5 seconds of the video, Usagi squeezed his legs together. She was practically breaking the poor man's penis! Was he not in pain? Usagi shut his eyes from seeing anymore. As the video ended Usagi snapped out of it and realized Misaki didn't even watch the full video because he was basically rolling on the floor, screaming. "Its over now." Misaki just kept rolling. "I don't care! That was horror!"
"Well we still have one more to watch so, how bad can it be after this?" Misaki slowly regained his sanity and got back on the couch hesitantly. "Fine.." As Usagi looked up the next video Misaki realized he was still gripping his crotch but who could blame him? Misaki then took his hand off of his crotch and prepared his eyes for the next video.
Usagi clicked on the tab with the second video, '1 Guy 1 Jar'. The man in the video lowered himself on a jar. Misaki flipped. Literally. He actually backflipped behind the couch. He took a quick peek. Again, to his horror, the glass broke. In the guy's ass. "TURN IT OFF!" Misaki screeched. All Usagi could do was throw his head back and laugh at Misaki's reaction.
"Pfft-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHA!" Misaki could do nothing but roll on the floor, again, with his hand on his ass, screeching in complete shock. All of a sudden Usagi stopped laughing and smirked. "Misaki, it's over..you're okay now." Misaki very slowly got up and looked at the screen again and saw nothing but blood and glass shards being pulled out of the man's ass. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Misaki fell to the floor again almost in tears after what he just witnessed. "AHAHAHAH! I'm sorry I had too! AHAHAHAH!."
"Ok Misaki," Usagi patted his lover, "it really is over." Misaki didn't budge. "Seriously, it's over." Usagi ruffled Misaki's hair. He looked up and glared at his stupid, shitty, and moronic rabbit, emerald green eyes glistening.
Misaki abruptly stood up and smacked the author's head. "IDIOT!" Misaki yelled. He angrily stomped away to his room.
Usagi then went over to the phone and dialed Isakas number.
Ring one.
Ring two.
"Hello?"
"Fuck you." Usagi then hung up the phone.
"Yep they watched it." Isaka hung up.