Moonkitty, Eponoko...this one's for you (probably because you're the only ones who will get it.
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Relena: *hugs teddy bear Heero got for her* Oh, Yuy-Bear I hope that one day Heero will- *stops and stares at large black hole in the ground.* What's this?
Large wooden sign reads: BE CAREFUL. LARGE PLOT HOLE AHEAD.
Relena: Oh. I see. *Shrugs* *falls in plot hole*
Relena: Ahhhhh....!
*Lands in middle of War Room*
Relena: Where am I?
Ryoga Hibiki: *pops in* Hey! That's my line!
Relena: *sweatdrops* Oookaaay, this is getting weirder by the second.
Sheridan: You're on Babylon 5, a self-contained world five miles long, located in a corner of neutral space. It's a dangerous place to live...but it's our last, best hope for peace.
Sinclair: *pops in* Hey! That's my line!
Relena: Peace? *looks around room* I take it that none of you are pacifists.
Ivanova: *looks at her strangely* Pacifist? What's that?
Sheridan: *suddenly notices Teddy Bear clutched in Relena's arms*
Sheridan: Gimme that! *snatches up bear*
Relena: Hey! That's mine!
Sheridan: Not anymore. Stuffed Teddy Bears of the cute and fuzzy variety are contraband aboard this station, it's in the regs. *chuckles gleefully with slightly maniacal look in eyes* All stuffed teddy bears are to be promptly spaced.
Relena: But Heero gave me that bear!
Ivanova: I don't care who your hero is, rules are rules.
Sheridan: And bears are bears.
Ivanova: And we have an open airlock policy.
Sheridan: *Puts bear into airlock* We hearby commit this fuzzy to the deep. *pushes button*
*bear floats away*
Quatre: *is piloting gundam and accidentally flies into the plot hole.*
Quatre: Hey! What's going on? *see's Babylon 5 space station.* Where am I?
*Recently spaced teddy bear appears in veiw screen*
Quatre: What the-
Trowa: *Over com system* what was that Quatre? You've suddenly dropped off sensors. We've got static. Come back?
Quatre: I thought I just saw a-
Quatre: nevermind. Just nevermind.
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A.N. By far and away the worst short I've written so far. But I've been thinking about this scene for months now and I simply had to write it. i hope the are one or two people out there who will understand my joke. You know...Bab-bear-lon five!
Disclaimer: No teddy bears were harmed in the writing of this fic. The charactors of Gundam Wing belong to Bandai, Sunrise and Sotsu Agency as well as to their original creators Hajime Yatate and Yoshiyuki Tomino. The charactors of Babylon Five belong to Warner bros and Babylonian Production inc and well as to their original creator the Great Maker himself... J. Micheal Strazynski.
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Relena: *hugs teddy bear Heero got for her* Oh, Yuy-Bear I hope that one day Heero will- *stops and stares at large black hole in the ground.* What's this?
Large wooden sign reads: BE CAREFUL. LARGE PLOT HOLE AHEAD.
Relena: Oh. I see. *Shrugs* *falls in plot hole*
Relena: Ahhhhh....!
*Lands in middle of War Room*
Relena: Where am I?
Ryoga Hibiki: *pops in* Hey! That's my line!
Relena: *sweatdrops* Oookaaay, this is getting weirder by the second.
Sheridan: You're on Babylon 5, a self-contained world five miles long, located in a corner of neutral space. It's a dangerous place to live...but it's our last, best hope for peace.
Sinclair: *pops in* Hey! That's my line!
Relena: Peace? *looks around room* I take it that none of you are pacifists.
Ivanova: *looks at her strangely* Pacifist? What's that?
Sheridan: *suddenly notices Teddy Bear clutched in Relena's arms*
Sheridan: Gimme that! *snatches up bear*
Relena: Hey! That's mine!
Sheridan: Not anymore. Stuffed Teddy Bears of the cute and fuzzy variety are contraband aboard this station, it's in the regs. *chuckles gleefully with slightly maniacal look in eyes* All stuffed teddy bears are to be promptly spaced.
Relena: But Heero gave me that bear!
Ivanova: I don't care who your hero is, rules are rules.
Sheridan: And bears are bears.
Ivanova: And we have an open airlock policy.
Sheridan: *Puts bear into airlock* We hearby commit this fuzzy to the deep. *pushes button*
*bear floats away*
Quatre: *is piloting gundam and accidentally flies into the plot hole.*
Quatre: Hey! What's going on? *see's Babylon 5 space station.* Where am I?
*Recently spaced teddy bear appears in veiw screen*
Quatre: What the-
Trowa: *Over com system* what was that Quatre? You've suddenly dropped off sensors. We've got static. Come back?
Quatre: I thought I just saw a-
Quatre: nevermind. Just nevermind.
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A.N. By far and away the worst short I've written so far. But I've been thinking about this scene for months now and I simply had to write it. i hope the are one or two people out there who will understand my joke. You know...Bab-bear-lon five!
Disclaimer: No teddy bears were harmed in the writing of this fic. The charactors of Gundam Wing belong to Bandai, Sunrise and Sotsu Agency as well as to their original creators Hajime Yatate and Yoshiyuki Tomino. The charactors of Babylon Five belong to Warner bros and Babylonian Production inc and well as to their original creator the Great Maker himself... J. Micheal Strazynski.