Disclaimer: Unfortunately, we do not own the Shaman King characters, HAO!!!!!, or Parkinson, boo hoo, but WE DO own Angel and Komadori, YAY!!!!

Author's Note: Thank you for choosing to read our fanfiction. This fic is solely for comedy purposes. Anyway if you want a full description of our characters, Angel and Komadori, then go to our profile page. This fic is written in the script-style, as you can see. Hope you enjoy!!

PS: we don't know many facts about the characters pasts…except our own ^^… so if they are OOC or if it's all wrong then you have to put up with it. As the fic develops I promise it becomes funnier. =D

P = Parkinson

H = Hao

Y = Yoh

Ho = Horo

A = Angel

Re = Ren

K = Komadori

Seating plan - Komadori, Ren, Hao, Yoh, Angel, Horo Parkinson

Shaman King On Parkinson Chapter 1

Show titles

P: Hello and welcome to the Parkinson chat show. Today's guests are from the Shaman King world, where we will be finding out about their individual lives and personal secrets. Our first guest is Hao Asakura.

Everyone claps as Hao comes onto the stage with a smile and sits in the middle.

P: So, how are you Hao?

H: Fine I guess, get to the questions already.

P: Fine…no need to be hasty we have an hour altogether.

H; Just get on with it

P: Right, Hao, what is it like trying to take over the world?

H: Great! You get to kill as many people as you want because they can't stop you. Although, you do get the annoying baka that thinks he can stop me, but it doesn't matter I just burn baby burn.

P: Why have you joined the good side?

H: Well Parky, there are many reasons but I'm not going to tell you. Next.

P: That was interesting. Let's welcome our next guest – Yoh

Yoh comes onto the stage waving his hands at the audience and smiling with delight whilst Hao rolls his eyes and shifts over slightly. Parkinson points to the middle seat next to Hao and Yoh sits smiling at his brother for a second.

P: Welcome Yoh. How are you today?

Y: Fine, slightly tired. Yawns.

H: Like usual

P: Why do you like sleeping so much?

Y: Um…shrugs shoulders…it's the only time I can really relax and think about the things I love, plus, if I'm asleep no one will bug me and that means no activity

P: So true. What is it like having a maniac for a brother?

Y: If I were you I'd take that back. Points to Hao and whispers. He's right there

P: Right, sorry Hao. Hao nods.

Y: Anyway I guess it can be nice. Having an older brother looking out for you but it can be frightening and worrying when he goes on one of his killing sprees

P: Ok…so onto our next guest Horo.

Horo walks onto the stage casually with a smile plastered on his face. He sits one seat away from Yoh noticing Hao glaring at him but he ignores it. Hao looks in the opposite direction angered.

P: Horo, welcome. So how do you feel?

Ho: Cool

P: Good. Why are you so bad at snowboarding when you like it so much?

Ho: I wouldn't say I'm bad at it…I'm just not as good as others. I do it everyday whenever I can. Remember I'm still learning but I'm aiming to be a pro!

H: Right, if that's what you call it

Ho: It is and I am

H: Sure, 'learning' for more than seven years

P: How often do you do snowboarding?

Ho: At least once every day. I try to do it as much as possible as I want to get better.

H: That's obviously not happening

Y: Hao, why do you always remark?

H: Because I want to

Hao walks off, going into the back room where the other three are.

H: Mumbles. Titwanks.

Parkinson stares after him as the other two go to silence but then faces the camera again.

P: We'll be right back with our last three guests after this short break. You don't want to miss this!

Short break where Hao calms down, once having a word with his two friends and Horo and Angel spend time together. The break ends and the show comes back on with the three on stage and Parkinson in his special chair.

P: Welcome back, I'm glad you're still with us. So we have already heard from half of our guests…what do you think? Anyway getting back to the show I welcome our next guest Angel!

Angel walks across the stage and sits between Horo and Yoh, where she holds Horo's hand tightly and gives him a peck. She then looks back at Parkinson with a smile.

A: Hello

P: Welcome. So I take it you're happy?

A: Yeah thanks

P: I heard you've moved. Do you like living, where you live?

A: Exactly what're you implying?

P: Well, do you like the area that your home is?

A: Which one?

P: You have more than one?

A: A house and mansion

P: Ok. So what one do you prefer?

A: I like the place where the mansion is but the house is good as well.

P: Ok then. So…moving on our next guest Ren

Ren comes onto the stage with no emotion and eyes set on the seat placed next to Hao. He sits down without a word, now concentrating on the floor. He finally looks at Parkinson.

P: How are you feeling?

Re: Hurry up; I don't want to be here.

P: You and Hao are alike. So, Ren what is it like having Jun as your sister?

Re: Really, really annoying.

Y: Aw…she cares for you

Re: She butts in all the time; I wish she'd leave me alone

Y: She looks out for you

Re: She's nosey. Next question

P: Yoh do you want to say something else?

Y: No only that Jun is kind and caring. Ren is lucky to have her as a sister; all I have is a psycho brother. Yoh looks at Hao who is glaring at him but he just smiles. Hao then looks back at Parkinson.

P: Just annoying then?

Re: Yes

P: Very well. What was it like when Hao asked you to join his side?

Re: Quite good actually, knowing that I was powerful enough to go onto the other side, but I knew I was good enough anyway.

P: Like to add anything else?

Re: No, now can I go?

P: I don' t think you'll want to do that as our next guest is Komadori. Come on down!

Komadori walks across the stage looking to the ground at all times. She sits at the end, next to Ren, still with her gaze to the floor.

P: Hello Komadori, welcome.

Komadori gives a small nod as a reply.

P: So you are silent today

H: Like always

P: I thought you two were friends. Looks at Hao.

H: We are

Ho: So why did you interrupt? Horo leans forward.

H: I was just stating that Komadori is always quiet. Glares at Horo then looks back at Parkinson. Don't expect her to say much

P: How was your marriage?

K: Marriage…I wouldn't call it that

P: So then what would you call it?

K: Why do you ask?

P: This is an interview

K: And you couldn't ask about anything else?

A: Ok enough questions for now

H: But this is an interview…in-ter-view!

P: You don't wish to speak about your marriage then?

H: What do you think!? Idiot

Y: Don't anger him; don't anger him.

Komadori sighs.

P: Well now we have to take a break, next I'll be asking them group questions where there will be some interesting discussions

Break ends. Everyone is sitting on their stools, Angel talking to Parkinson about random stuff, Yoh and Horo deep in discussion, Hao chatting up some woman in the front row of the audience and the other two just sitting, staring into space. Parkinson smiles and turns to face the camera. Audience claps

P: Hello…again. Now, just before the break I said that I'm going to be asking our guests some group questions.

Parkinson faces the group still with his creepy smile.

P: What fighting technique do you all like to use?

A: I prefer to just confuse them, well talking relevant truth. That way when they are confused they won't want to fight.

Y: A friendly approach…if they keep pestering me then they attack and I have to defend myself…I make it all up as I go along.

H: I simply kill them, one click and my fire spirit eats them up. Quick and easy!

Re: Torture them first, keep hurting them and then when I am bored I kill them.

Horo opens his mouth, about to speak

H: His style is probably gassing them to death with one of his farts.

Parkinson chuckles, Komadori smiles slightly, Yoh laughs and Angel rolls her eyes. Horo glares at Hao who simply smirks.

Ho: Um…well…I LOVE fighting.

Angel looks at him weirdly. Horo smiles sweetly in return

Ho: I just do what I feel like

Komadori sits silently wrapped up in her own world until Ren gives her a small tap on the shoulder. She springs to life.

K: I don't like fighting; my enemies are the ones who attack

Re: She simply dodges and when pissed off finishes them with one move.

H: Or when she's bored

Hao grins at Komadori who just glares back.

P: Okie dokie, piddle and pokie! Now for some real questions. Momentarily laughs in an insane manner. Everybody looks at him as if he were an utter freak. Parkinson smiles and regains his usual demeanour. So Yoh...what is your most obscene dream?

Y: Um...well...can't you ask a different question?

H: He, he, he...if you don't say it, dear brother, then believe me I will

Yoh's eyes widen with worry and Hao's smirk grows. Yoh sighs.

Y: Very well, but Komadori you are to stop Ren from going doolally. Well...okay...it was ages ago, and I mean ages, well...I was...um...Jun...Sighs. Jun and I were having a fling but she was the mother of my children. Smiles innocently seeing the rage in Ren's eyes. Ren stands and Yoh laughs nervously. Just a dream! Just a dream! Nothing is happening! Just a dream! Ren still stares.

P: Moving on, please take your seat Ren, and Hao keep an eye on him. So, leans forward keeping his insane smile, Hao you're next.

Hao nods.

P: What is the sole reason for you switching sides?

H: Sole reason?

P: You said there were many, so what is the real, main, reason?

H: Well Parksy, the fact is I'm in love

P: In love?

Everyone looks shocked, Hao laughs.

Ho: You!? You don't even know what love is!

H: And you do?

Ho: I'm with Angel!

H: You love Angel, doesn't mean you're in love with her!

Horo looks to him questioningly.

Ho: What's the difference?

Y: Look, the more important matter is…who is it?

H: Parkinson hasn't asked me that. He asked for the main reason so saying the name is irrelevant.

P: So, you're not going to say whom?

H: No

P: Then, to make things interesting, let's guess! Smiles as the audience claps.

Ho: Ooh me first! I think Hao is in love with…Ren!

All eyes widen and Ren stands poised to attack.

Re: What the f*ck!

Horo grins widely.

Ho: Well, why else would Hao try to keep it so secret? It's obvious something's up.

Re: You're sick. Even if we were, which we're not, then Komadori would know about it. Which means that her eyes wouldn't have widened just a minute ago.

H: Excuse me but I believe, Horo, that you are an imbecile, so no one is going to believe you.

A: Not as stupid as some people, including you, Hao, so don't insult him. I am the only one allowed to do so.

K: If Hao is so stupid how could he have learnt all the incantations, be the most powerful Shaman ever known and have all elements trust him? I admit Horo has some IQ but when compared to Hao it is rather small.

A: Right! There are many things wrong with your argument. First there are more powerful shamans than him that are not known. Also, the elements do not trust him, he manipulates and controls them to his will, and he is stupid to try to control nature for his own bidding.

K: And what does it take to do that? Everyone can't just 'control' the elements. Besides, I'm not saying that Hao is almighty; I am simply saying that when compared to Horo, Hao is the smarter out the two.

A: Hao is stupid for even trying to control nature.

Y: Quiet! Now Hao, just tell us who the hell it is! Please. Smiles sweetly.

H: It is someone I know

Y: All right, back to guessing! Horo you've had your go. I guess Marion! Ren?

Re: Shrugs shoulders. Marion.

Y: Angel?

A: Komadori

They all look at her.

A: It's just a 'guess' Hao, a 'guess'

P: Why do you guess that Angel?

A: It's a guess and I can read signs

H: What bl**dy signs!?

A: Hao, you're overprotective and every time you look at her your eyes glaze over.

H: That's not true!

Komadori looks to the floor, her hair veiling her face.

Re: I knew it! Stands up with triumph pointing at Hao

Angel grins at her success and moves closer to Hao pointing, on the verge of laughter.

A: Ha, ha! You love Komadori; you love Komadori!

H: Closes eyes tightly covering ears shouting. I do not, I do not, I do not, I do not!

A: You love Komadori!

Camera turns to Parkinson.

P: Time for another break; don't go anywhere! Does creepy smile.

Break ends and camera focuses on Parkinson again.

P: Welcome back! We are now in the middle of asking the lovely group here, gestures to the group, yet again, with creepy smile, some very personal questions, which turned out to be rather interesting. We have already asked Yoh and Hao their questions, and now…it's Horo's turn! Turns to Horo with grin. Horo! What were your parents like? Why did you leave and not go back?

Ho: Whoa that's a lot of questions!

P: Just answer them in order

Ho: Fiiiine. Mean; let's just leave it at that

P: So, because of their cruelty you never returned?

Ho: Exactly

All minds go blank and there is complete silence as tumbleweed rolls across the stage

H: What exactly did they do? Leans forward.

Ho: None of your business

P: Horo, just a glimpse no need for great detail

H: Yeah, Horo, just a 'glimpse' Smirks.

Ho: I'd rather not

H: Oooh, Horo's gone serious

Ho: Shut up Hao!

H: Make me. Stands.

Horo stands

Ho: You have no right to demand that I tell you my secrets

H: IN-TER-VIEW!

Both Angel and Komadori know what is going to happen next so they get ready to stand and interrupt.

Ho: You can't make me tell you

Parkinson looks from one to the other with fear. Hao glares at Horo. Horo steps forward with frustration ready to punch. Angel and Komadori instantly stand. Angel stands right in front of Horo causing him to get thrown off balance in surprise and step back. Komadori lightly holds Hao's arms and they stare at each other momentarily before Hao nods and they all sit.

P: Okay. Sighs in relief. Ren. Now, we know that Hao offered you a place on the 'other side' but what kept you on 'this side'?

Re: The usual things

P: Such as?

Re: You know...things

H: Liiiiiike?

Re:...butt out Hao

H: I'm simply asking, for I am personally interested myself, what are the things? Grins.

Re: I stayed because by doing so I could confront and defeat Hao. If I were to go to 'his side' then I would have been his 'right-hand man' and would have less opportunity

H: That's not the real reason. Grin grows.

Re: Yes it is

H: No, because if it was; you would have said it right away, but you were reluctant. Grin widens.

Re: That is the reason!

H: I disagree; you're getting angry now because I am right!

Re: I'm getting angry because you're interrupting!

H: Look, if I had to admit to the reason on being on the 'good side' then you have to admit to why you stayed on the 'good side'

Re: I don't have to do anything

Y: Hao's right though

Everyone looks to Yoh with shock

Ho: f**king hell! Everything's messed up! First, Hao's in love and now Yoh actually agrees with him…this is too much.

Y: The real reason, if you please

Re: I stayed because…because I had friends

Everyone looks at him and goes 'aw' causing Ren to turn tomato-red.

P: And who, exactly, are these friends?

Re: Irrelevant

H: No, no, Ren, do say

Re: I will say when you admit you're in love with Komadori

H: Looks at everyone. Names are irrelevant

Y: Me! I was, and am still, Ren's friend. Smiles sweetly

Re: Sighs and mutters, why am I still here?

P: Angel your question!

All of a sudden the lights and screens go out. Everyone falls silent. After a couple of attempts of trying to turn the camera on, the cameraman steps away and announces a power cut.

Audience Member: Nah, genius!

Hao stands before Komadori and Ren and grips their wrists lightly.

H: Whispers. Now is our chance to escape

A: I was actually considering that myself

K: Okay then. Stands. Hao, to the field please

Hao transports Komadori and Ren out of the studio. Angel stares into space for a moment before deciding to leave while she still can. She grabs Horo's and Yoh's wrists and pulls them away, exiting out of the studio.

A minute later the lights turn on and the cameras are rolling. Parkinson greets the camera with a creepy grin ready to start talking to the group.

Silence overcomes the entire studio as Parkinson pauses, staring silently at the six empty stools. No one says a word. The camera continues rolling, and the cameraman leans sideways to also stare at the stools.

P: Well…ladies and gentlemen…it seems that our victims – I mean - group here have mysteriously disappeared from the studio. Turns back to face the camera. I am very sorry but the show cannot continue without somebody to interrogate. Yells. I will go bust if this show doesn't continue!

When nobody answers Parkinson, he falls silent and stares at the floor for a moment to regain his 'Normal' appearance.

By now everyone knows that the show has been completely f**ked up. Parkinson gives in and starts crying at the end of his career.

P: Crying.And I was so close to asking the best questions. Is now mentally insane. Pouts.

End of chapter 1…

…read on to chapter 2, you won't regret it!!!

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