AN: This is my first Xiaolin Showdown! I think it will be okay, but please back up with reviews, especially you, Sayuri-girl. I love it when you review, because it makes me feel like I did a good job, so I wanted to dedicate this chapter to you. Oh, and when Raimundo gets horny in my story, he gets kind of dopey. YAOI WARNING

I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, though I wished I did.

Raimundo was laying in the grass a little away from the temple, thinking about his boyfriend, Clay. He was thinking of what they did last night in the shower, when an Omi interrupted him.

"RAIMUNDO!!!" Omi shouted with a smile as he landed on Raimundo's chest. Raimundo was snapped back to reality like two super magnets flying together. Omi started to rock back and forth while telling Raimundo about how wonderful it was when he had gotten the last shen-gong-wu.

His rocking was turning Raimundo on, so he said, "Omi, you're cute, but you're turning me on and I get really 'orny 'n deleris' 'n stuff 'in 'ya do tha' so 'nless 'ya wan' me ta fuck ya' real soon, I sg'gest ya' get off n' stop rockin'." Too late, Raimundo was on and was helpless to his raging teen hormones controlling his actions.

He grabbed Omi and started to pull him in to fuck him. "Raimundo, what are you doing?" Omi said. He himself was unaware of the small bulge forming near his groin. "I feel all tense."

Clay came out to look for his boyfriend just as Raimundo was pulling Omi's shirt off. "Whoa! Kimiko, a little help here!"

Kimiko ran as fast as she could to where Clay was standing. "What's up?"

"One horny Raimundo molesting Omi!" said Clay as he pointed to where Omi was struggling and Raimundo was trying to remove his pants. Kimiko and Clay ran over. "Alright partner, you're only 'sposed ta do that with me, aren't ya?"

Raimundo didn't pay attention. Kimiko tried to grab Omi away, but Raimundo held tight and said, "No, 'es mine now cuz' 'e tuned me on n' now I'm hornny n' stuv." Said Raimundo as he successfully removed Omi's shirt.

"Omi run! You don't want to lose your virginity to Raimundo when he's like this. Raimundo let go!" Kimiko shrieked as she burned his arms. Raimundo screamed and his face was twisted with pain. Kimiko pleaded her sorry, and then Raimundo fainted. "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" she said to the unconscious Raimundo.

"'Ang on buddy!" Clay said as he scooped Raimundo into his arms and started to walk inside. He laid Raimundo on Clay's bed. Clay ran in to tell Master Fung what had happened, and to ask for some aloe. He took the aloe and gently rubbed into where Kimiko had accidentally burned him. Raimundo started to stir, then tried to stand up. Clay pushed him back down and said, "Just 'rlax, you'll be fine buddy," before bestowing a small kiss upon his boyfriend's lips. Clay slept next to him with his arm wrapped around Raimundo's waist.

In the morning, Raimundo woke with a start and found he was in Clay's room, with no Clay. "What happened?" he sleepily asked no one in particular. Clay walked into the room with a tray of food.

"Breakfast 's served, sleepy'ed!" he said lovingly toward his lover.

"What happened yesterday? I remember Omi jumping on me and getting me horny, then you and Kimiko saw me trying to molest him, then it all gets blurry."

"Weelllll, ya' ripped off Omi's shirt and Kimiko and I begged for ya' ter' let 'im go. You said something like 'No, he's mine now 'cuz he turned me on 'n now 'im horny n' stuff,' then Kimiko reached to grab your arms and accidentally burned 'em."

"Oh, man. I'd better go tell Omi I'm sorry," Raimundo said as he ran out of the room in search of Omi.

He ran into Dojo, who asked, "Hey buddy, you okay after last night?"

"Yes, Dojo I'm fine. Where's Omi?"

"He's outside playing soccer with Kimiko, who apparently isn't that good at it."

"Thanks Dojo." Raimundo said as he ran outside to see Omi getting ready to kick the ball. "Omi!" Raimundo said simultaneously cupping his hands around his mouth to make a megaphone effect.

Omi spun around at the same time as he kicked, causing him to topple over on the ground. He stood up and screamed, hiding behind Kimiko.

"Omi?"

Kimiko ran over and hugged him. "Raimundo, are you okay?" Omi follower her, managing to stay behind her. "I think you-know-who is a little afraid of you after what happened last night." Kimiko whispered to him.

"Oh, just tell him I'm sorry and I don't even remember half of it." Raimundo said as he trudged away.

Kimiko turned around and said that to Omi and he ran over in front of Raimundo to give him a hug. "It is okay, my friend. I am sure you didn't mean it."