My version of Snow White!
CJ: Okay yall heres the deal * glares at lawyers * i dont own yugioh or the people in it except Heather and me! * yells at lawyers * there happy?
Lawyers: Yes * dose retarted laugh *
CJ: Fuckin losers/ okay all you gotta do is picture me and Joey (husband) as 30 yrs. old, just so yall dont get confused.K, on with the fic. _______________________________________________
It was a stormy night with thunder booming, and lighting flashing.
Me and Joey where sitting by the fire and our daughter Heather was asleep (at least thats what we thought.)
Me and Joey were about to kiss when Heather walked in.
Me + Joey: * starring wide eyed *
CW: Um... what are you doing up?
Heather: * in whining voice * I'm scared I can't sleep.
Joey: What are you scared of?
Heather: The lighting and thunder DUH!
CW: * sorta laughing at Joey * see what you've taught our daughter ro do?
Joey: Don't look at me your the one who taught her.
CW: Whatever.
* as we continue to argue Heathers looking annoyed *
Heather: READ ME A STORY!!
Me + Joey: Okay chill out.
We walk to Heathers room upstairs, Joey pulled put a book and I pulled put 2 extra chairs.
Joey: Okay lets see, * thumbing through pages *
CW: Give me!! * grabs book * (A/N: I know there 30 but I'm still immature. ^_^)
CW: Cinderalla.... no, Hensal and Gredtal..... no, Rapunzel..... no.
Joey: PICK ONE!!
CW: SHUT UP!!
Heather: SNOW WHITE!!
Joey: HuH? O Snow White!
CW: * sarcastic * Yea veery good! Snow White it is.
Heather: YEA ^_^
Joey: Okay, once upon a time there was a girl Snow White.
CW: Nah, you think?
Joey: Shut up, any way.. she was happy except the evil queen hated her.
CW: BOREING!!
Heather: HA HA MOMMY * says mommy like I was being rude which I was.)
Joey: * glares at me like you could do better * Fine you read! * shoves book at me *
CW: OK! Time to spice this story up!
Joey: * slaps hand on forhead * I knew I shouldn't have given you that book!
CW: Too late. ^_^ Now heres how the story really goes.
Joey: O god!
CW: * rolls eyes * K, once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White * waited to see if Joey was gunna make a remark but he didn't * and there was a bitchy queen who hated Snow White cause she got all the guys.
Joey: O.0 CHELSEA!!
CW: WHAT? Its my version!
Heather: I don't mind daddy * has devish grin *
Joey: * sigh *
CW: Any way. before I was so rudley interupted, * glares at Joey * the queen stared out the window as Snow White was making out with the prince " its not fair!" she yelled.
P Mirror: Yo bitch, don't get your panties up in a bunch!
Queen: What the.
P Mirror: Its me the pimp mirror.
Joey: CHELSEA!!
CW: What now?
Joey: Pimp mirror? All this cussing?
Heather: I DONT MIND!!
CW: Exactally Joey, STOP INTERUPTING!
Joey: Fine UGH!
CW: Any way.
Queen: The pimp mirror?
P Mirror: Thats what I said.
Queen: What do you want?
P Mirror: I'm here to help you, so stop being a bitch or I won't help you with that slut.
Queen: You can help me with that slut Snow White?
P Mirror: Is there a damn echo? YES!
Queen: How?
P Mirror: Kill her dumbass, your a queen so your probally a lazy bitch so get your stupid Henchmen to do it.
Queen: * grins evilally * HENCHMEN!!
HM: Yes your queenest? (A/N: Hes mexican.)
Queen: Kill Snow White!
HM: But shes the only one who will give me s-
Queen: DO IT!!
HM: Fine * under breathe * bitch.
Queen: Stupid beaner (A/N: beaner means dirty mexican.) CJ: Hey theres the first chapter I know it was long. O well, R + R PLEASE.
CJ: Okay yall heres the deal * glares at lawyers * i dont own yugioh or the people in it except Heather and me! * yells at lawyers * there happy?
Lawyers: Yes * dose retarted laugh *
CJ: Fuckin losers/ okay all you gotta do is picture me and Joey (husband) as 30 yrs. old, just so yall dont get confused.K, on with the fic. _______________________________________________
It was a stormy night with thunder booming, and lighting flashing.
Me and Joey where sitting by the fire and our daughter Heather was asleep (at least thats what we thought.)
Me and Joey were about to kiss when Heather walked in.
Me + Joey: * starring wide eyed *
CW: Um... what are you doing up?
Heather: * in whining voice * I'm scared I can't sleep.
Joey: What are you scared of?
Heather: The lighting and thunder DUH!
CW: * sorta laughing at Joey * see what you've taught our daughter ro do?
Joey: Don't look at me your the one who taught her.
CW: Whatever.
* as we continue to argue Heathers looking annoyed *
Heather: READ ME A STORY!!
Me + Joey: Okay chill out.
We walk to Heathers room upstairs, Joey pulled put a book and I pulled put 2 extra chairs.
Joey: Okay lets see, * thumbing through pages *
CW: Give me!! * grabs book * (A/N: I know there 30 but I'm still immature. ^_^)
CW: Cinderalla.... no, Hensal and Gredtal..... no, Rapunzel..... no.
Joey: PICK ONE!!
CW: SHUT UP!!
Heather: SNOW WHITE!!
Joey: HuH? O Snow White!
CW: * sarcastic * Yea veery good! Snow White it is.
Heather: YEA ^_^
Joey: Okay, once upon a time there was a girl Snow White.
CW: Nah, you think?
Joey: Shut up, any way.. she was happy except the evil queen hated her.
CW: BOREING!!
Heather: HA HA MOMMY * says mommy like I was being rude which I was.)
Joey: * glares at me like you could do better * Fine you read! * shoves book at me *
CW: OK! Time to spice this story up!
Joey: * slaps hand on forhead * I knew I shouldn't have given you that book!
CW: Too late. ^_^ Now heres how the story really goes.
Joey: O god!
CW: * rolls eyes * K, once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White * waited to see if Joey was gunna make a remark but he didn't * and there was a bitchy queen who hated Snow White cause she got all the guys.
Joey: O.0 CHELSEA!!
CW: WHAT? Its my version!
Heather: I don't mind daddy * has devish grin *
Joey: * sigh *
CW: Any way. before I was so rudley interupted, * glares at Joey * the queen stared out the window as Snow White was making out with the prince " its not fair!" she yelled.
P Mirror: Yo bitch, don't get your panties up in a bunch!
Queen: What the.
P Mirror: Its me the pimp mirror.
Joey: CHELSEA!!
CW: What now?
Joey: Pimp mirror? All this cussing?
Heather: I DONT MIND!!
CW: Exactally Joey, STOP INTERUPTING!
Joey: Fine UGH!
CW: Any way.
Queen: The pimp mirror?
P Mirror: Thats what I said.
Queen: What do you want?
P Mirror: I'm here to help you, so stop being a bitch or I won't help you with that slut.
Queen: You can help me with that slut Snow White?
P Mirror: Is there a damn echo? YES!
Queen: How?
P Mirror: Kill her dumbass, your a queen so your probally a lazy bitch so get your stupid Henchmen to do it.
Queen: * grins evilally * HENCHMEN!!
HM: Yes your queenest? (A/N: Hes mexican.)
Queen: Kill Snow White!
HM: But shes the only one who will give me s-
Queen: DO IT!!
HM: Fine * under breathe * bitch.
Queen: Stupid beaner (A/N: beaner means dirty mexican.) CJ: Hey theres the first chapter I know it was long. O well, R + R PLEASE.