I Wanna Handle The
Log!
Summary: Based on 'The Naruto Abridged Series'. Naruto wants to handle The Log! Will Sasuke Allow him? Based on the series that Vegeta3906 and Masako X have made (God Bless Them ;) )
To This Very Short Fic…
"Sasuke!" Naruto whined as he ran over to the young Uchia, Sasuke turned round to see Naruto annoyed and agitated, a vein started to appear on his head, what does the little fox want this time? Was he going to steal Kakashi's Milk and give the Jounin another terrifying ordeal?
Or was the plan more sinister and disturbingly scary, a devious plan that would turn your brains to jelly? He was already planning many clever and notorious schemes to rid himself of the growing popularity of his very powerful, sexy and attention seeking rival, the log
Oh yes the popularity of the log was forever growing out of control and it was giving him a painful migraine, on and on those god forsaken fan girls would do nothing but go on and on about the blasted anatomic object, which couldn't move and couldn't even speak. Yet the log has surpassed him, what did that thing have that he didn't?
Was it good looks?
No it couldn't be, he was far better looking than that ugly piece of wood that only sits idly on the floor.
Was it skill?
No, it had none!!
Can it climb the world's greatest mountain?
Certainly not!!
"What?" asked Sasuke as he closed his eyes trying to concentrate on his affairs. Naruto made a little cheerful smile, as he replied little fox ears appearing on his head as a cute cuddly little tail appeared from behind.
If he says that he wants to handle the log then his death will be swift…
"I want to handle the log!"
Yes his death will be very swift…
"You want to handle the log?" asked Sasuke as he raised an eyebrow
"Yes…"
"You want to handle the log!!" screamed Sasuke as he grabbed Naruto by his collar, Naruto sweated as he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Yes!!!"
At this point Sasuke lost it…
"Well you can't handle the Fing log!! Because your too Fking clumsy!! And too Fing short!! And if you ask me about the Fing thing, Fing again then I will Fing Kill you!! You Fing Understand!!!"
Silence filled them both at this point, Sasuke hoped that his message got through that thick, oversized tennis ball he calls a head, Naruto blinked at Sasuke twice with those little chibi blue eyes, he smiled as he replied, a slight sweat drop falling off his head as he shivered slightly
"S-so can I?" flames started to surround Sasuke as he leapt towards the little fox demon as he shrieked, like nails clawing down a chalk board.
"NEVER!!!!"
"Aaaaaaaagh!!!!"
The End
Youkai Of Hearts: God Bless Naruto The Abridged Series!!! God bless Sasuke and the Log, God Bless Kakashi and the milk, God Bless Naruto for being Naruto and God Bless Sakura for being a stuck up bitch!!! (No offence Sakura lovers) LOG VIVA FOREVER!!! Never have I laughed so hard and fell of my chair!! A must see series!!!