How to Kill Kikyo

by inuyasha finatic

Each chapter has 10 different ways to kill Kikyo. If you aren't a Kikyo hater than I suggest don't read this but if you hate her read it promise you'll be surprised at how imaginitive killing her can be.....

1. Food Related Deaths

Food Related Deaths

1.Grab her by the hair and open the lid to the blender. Shove her face in the hole then push "ice crush"

Though personally I think you should make her scream in pain first by sticking her fingers,toes,arms,feet,legs

into the blender first.

2. First t ake your cheese grader and hold it at an upright position. Then grab her forcefully and stick her ass next to the chesse grader.

The grade her ass as necessary. Then stick her face next to the cheese grader and grade her face but let her get a good whiff of her own shitty ass.

3. First you will send on a blind date with Jaken. Then when she comes home with Jaken of course have Jaken knock her out with his staff.

Then you have a chance to grab the whore and stick her in a pan and fry her ass to death. Make sure to add oil, gasoline, and have a lighter handy

when she is screaming.

4. Take Kikyo to the movies. When she decides that she wants popcorn make sure no one is looking when you throw her fat ass into ther popcorn machine.

She may not at first since she is such a fat lying whore but shove real hard and she'll go in quietly. Then pop that bitch's ass to death.

5. To make Kikyo Styled Sushi: You will need 1 part Kikyo, 2 katanas, and a really good and slightly intimidated of you chef. Thenlet him chop her

up and serve cold. Freeze her before seeing as how that bitch might scream

6.To make a Thanksgiving Feast you won't soon forget. Take Kikyo turkey hunting. She of course is the turkey. Thjen you and some of your relatives can go shoot her.

Then you can carve her like a turkey and stick her in the oven until she is burnt to a crisp. You may not want to eat her just yet but give her to Naraku

as a Christmahanakwanzaaka present.

7. This may not sound to good at first but its great for when you are on the go: Kikyo Slushie. Take Kikyo to 7-11 then shove her in a slushie machine when no one is looking

drill until bright red color with chunks of flesh. It tastes just like a Red Bull.

8. Fatten her up real nice and good (that won't be too hard) then cut her up into bunches of pieces. Voila you have Kikyo bacon.

9.Take Kikyo to slaughterhouse. Then shove her in pork grinding machine when no one is looking then push until she is ground beef. Then take her

ground beef ass home and stick her in a bunch of tortillas and cover with cheese.

10. Take Kikyo to a torture room where you finally cut her up into bunches of pieces and then take them to the zoo and feed the lions and tigers and bears oh my!