Harry meets President Bush
"Hermione, Ron wake up now. Today I get too meet that President Bush who they say in America ruined their nation. Thank to him no one is a strong believer in patriotism and everyone wants to mob him! I will not stand for what he has done to them by sending troops to Iraq for war and costing us millions in damage. Thanks to him we are losing! I will payback and support those Americans. Just wait till he gets here, he's in for it now!"
"Please Harry he is here to discuss some main points with Professor Dumbledore. If you really want to hurt him wait for us to and call him after he is done with the meeting."
About one hour later…
"Ok guys are you ready? He is stepping out of the office now!"
"Stop right there villain!"
"Why howdy you must be Harry Potter. I've a lot about you and your scar young dude!"
"Really sir because, I've heard a lot about you too, I've also heard that you are almost responsible for the unhappiness of your nation! Don't you ever disrespect me like that again! Now I have a match to settle with you and unlike you I am actually going to make America happy by giving you spell wedgies!"
"What are you talking about young man…"
"Go eat SLUGS!"
"UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" puke slugs
"Accio!"
"Wooooaaaahhhhhhhh!"
"Have you had enough? Or do you want more?...More I though so! Now I am going to curse you with the babbling curse which will allow you to tell me all your horrible plans!"
"Crucio!"
"Ahhhh! Stop whipping me! I can't take the torture anymore. I don't know why people elected me! They were being really dumb. I don't deserve to be president! John Kerry should have gotten the position instead. I don't deserve to live! KILL ME!"
"Very well! DIE!"
BLAM!
THE END!!